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Hair stylist
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Too impatient. I told you I would be home by 6
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Yep
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Joni Mitchell "A Case of You" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuaZcylk_o
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Accept
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He kept way too much duct tape in the trunk of his car, next to the tarps and shovel.
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His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.
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Wrestler
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Dude..don't go cryin to your momma when I kick your butt
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I totally could!
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Accept
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Great smile
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Sorry, not sorry! This body is 97% deep fried onion rings! Spinach
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Ewww..I've never had it but yuck! Calamari
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Indifferent. Tuna fish sandwich
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Yum! Oysters?
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No, I haven't
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
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Piper is quite a chatterbox!
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I have not
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Handsome
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Well this just took a dark turn! ;-)
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Okay, this made me smile too!
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Looking for my keys. I know I put them somewhere safe.
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My daughter just smiled at me.
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Merriam–Webster defines a sandwich as two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between, so yes, a hotdog IS a sandwich.
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Fear of dinosaurs
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Nope
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I have not
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Do you really want me to get started on my mother in law???
