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Ella Fitzgerald - Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man

The Rascals - People Got to Be Free

Oh no... My classical guitar mentor Julian Bream passed today @ age 87. :'( I know most people won't know who he was but he was a virtuoso classical guitarist that inspired me for decades. Feels a bit like losing a family member. I feel the need to play...

My Doctor said I look tired and asked if I was getting enough sleep. I said I get about about 4 or 5 hours a night. He said I should drink less coffee. I said "I need it". He said "why?"...I said "because I only sleep 4 to 5 hours a night".

The first truth of life is... Familiarity breeds contempt. There's something that attracted her to you once...others will find it too. Look for support groups in your area. A Shared pain is lessened. Living well is the best revenge. Live well my friend and remember you are not alone.

Sadly. The first truth of weight loss is... It won't fix your life.

If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

As with all things in life...The accuracy depends on how well I do. If I do well then it's accurate . If I don't do well then it must be nonsense... (I'm 139). :D

Until you hire a lawyer...

Kabocha Squash is a great value @ around 49 calories per cup (245grams) or less. I rarely weigh it and eat it as often as possible.

All my life I've had only one dream. To achieve my many goals...

Time to install some motion sensors

I love summer... it's the best 17 days of the year !!

I once hurt a friend with a careless lie. I learned a valuable lesson about lying more convincingly.

I feel bad that I've never felt remorse... :'(

Happy Canada day to all proud Canadians!

Finally...I can stop complaining about how cold it is... And start complaining about how hot is.

Today I learned. During covid you can only sneeze into you own elbow. :s

Is it ironic that people need their glasses to see but need to see to fix their glasses ? Hmmm.

Before the internet. I had stare out the window to laugh at strangers...

I once cried because I had no shoes... until I met a man that had no feet.

It's a joke for parents.

Insanity is hereditary... you get it from you kids.

My contribution to social distancing.

I got an email from a friend of mine traveling through Africa..."Bad news buddy. They're killing off your brothers and sisters for their ivory".

Happy Mother's day to all those who care for others.

Stupid social distancing! One of the women I'm stalking just had me bumped back to 200 feet!!! 😲

..."But the answer to life is always ice cream if you have calories left" ^^ This. I believe it was the great Buddha (or me) who said...."Everything in the universe is or isn't ice cream".

Wow I bet all those who kept their unused fitness equipment in the basement for the last 15 years are laughing all the way to the bank.