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So I'm in the grocery store line this afternoon. I had my favorite Addidas muscle shirt on and I noticed that alot of women were looking in my direction and smiling. I thought to my self..."Finally! All this gym time is really payin' off"! So I'm feelin' pretty pumped and strut my "fine" self to the car and home. Get home…
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Saw a woman texting and driving and it pissed me off. So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
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So if a newly hatched fish, without a yolk sac is called a fry... if they were hatched in the seine river, would they be "French fry's" ? (omg I need to get a life!!! I'm losing my perspicacity!!)
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Ahhh You found my leaked selfies...
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Thank you :p
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Rise to vote sir...
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That could be painful
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it's like deja-vu all over again...
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Losing weight will not fix your life.
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It can be...but only if records are kept and reported. Someone does drywall work in exchange for say...some computer repairs. The parties involved agree the barter is equitable. No records. There is no third party. What the authorities can't prove...they can' t tax.
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A barter system is an old method of exchange. This system has been used for centuries and long before money was invented. People exchanged services and goods for other services and goods in return. (these days sometimes called "working under the table") Governments frown on this since it is does not contribute to the tax…
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Misery burns calories
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Prince Philip, Husband of Queen Elizabeth II, Is Dead at 99 :'(
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My first car was a 69 Ford Galaxy 500, 4 door. So ugly!!!!
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Yep...There goes granny's room at the rest home... :'(
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Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. Publisher's Clearing house sends a me a letter saying I may owe them 10 million dollars ... D'OH!
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
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That sounds perfectly cromulent to me...
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Beloved legendary Jewish talk show host Larry King passed away on Saturday at age 87 :(
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Yeah we did!!! Thank goodness it's only the thirteenth ɓakʼtun or we might have been in some real trouble !!!
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21 minutes past 9 p.m. (my time) will mark the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century ... hmm
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Saying "what have I become??" more than once a day may not be a good sign...
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
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Awwww. We lost the wonderful Dawn Wells (Mary Ann) of Gilligan's Island fame. Complications from covid-19. She was 82. I grew up with her from first run series in 1964 all the way to last Sunday in syndication... :(
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Live a little, be a gypsy Get around (Get around) Get your feet up off the ground Live a little, get around
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Just nod if you can hear me...
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Merry Christmas Bee ❤️
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<-fence pee'er :(
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I miss my friends from drunk driving school...(sigh)
