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Be pretty flattered
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There are 2 types of people in the world... lol
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Lol that’s funny. I’d like to keep my life, though! 😐 seriously how do men fall asleep in .2 seconds then snore loud enough to shake the walls?!
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Becoming increasingly sexually frustrated at the snoring glob of human next to me. AYYEEEEEEE!!!!! 😂😐😒
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My husband snore. 😒
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Mayyyybeee
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naughty
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I'm gonna keep saying no!
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Well, you DID say please.....
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Nope. her lipstick would ruin my makeup.
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lol after a few drinks, probably TBH *see french kissing post*
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After a few drinks, probably TBH
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nice
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oh ya
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no
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nope
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Yup
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A MAN would know better than to tell a woman what she should be.
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In a guy, thicker but needs to be pretty muscular. I can't feel like I'm going to break him.
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until he realized I don't like country music....
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He didn't want to be my bittch
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She slapped my asss and called me a bittch. (That's when it started to get good!)
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That about sums it up...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0NqJgcbHe8
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I think it's odd when someone is called by their first and middle name OR their first name is 2 names. Like bobbi rae, daisy mae, sally jo, betty anne, etc.
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Unbelievably accurate. She's wondering how she gets a pet of her own.
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Fair chance
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Bouncer.
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Sweetener - Ariana Grande (the song, not the entire album)
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NOOOOOOPE