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I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB!

The boys I’ve had in the past were just big babies themselves and was a loud crybaby meow. 😂 purrip noises are my favorite

I LOVE IT!!!

What's alien abduction weather?

I’m wondering if only mother cats make the purrip noise or only females in general. I don’t recall ever hearing a male cat make that noise or a female who never had kittens.

You snooze you lose, smell ya later!

Is it weird that nothing I do is weird ever? I'm completely normal?

😭😭😭😭😭 *CRIES IN CAPS*

My mom

Yes, weird

Yes, I know people like this. Idk maybe not 'weird' but not my preference No, you probably run faster out of fear which is smart. Yes. I tend to answer people like this and they laugh and just say that they are talking to themselves 😕

GLITTER HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

Thanks! I was determined to take a good glam picture today and stop being a bum all the time. Ya I see it. Maybe my dad hoed around. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thank you 🥰

I sleep in the shedded fur of my cats.

POO POO HEAD

Me and the gf took time off work for potential partying but decided to go to sleep instead. I stayed up a whole hour past my bedtime and set a alarm for New years. Now I'm awake. 😕🎊🎉

My usual grey robe

Breaking down what gay means could take all day. I'm getting Tumblr ptsd flashbacks 😅

There's a potential to gain there every time but it's very gradual over months

When they have artillery; sage doesn't really stand up against bullets. 😕

When they are a more powerful wizard than I.

I like it

It's a sliding scale depending on your haggling skills

🤔

Mind games are my favorite and specialty

You and me both brother.

My paw print ornament. I don't have kids so I've never received the badly painted arts and crafts stuff with the hand print so to get one from my cat.... I almost cried.

Different women like different things.

I sleep with ping pong balls cut in half covering my open eyes with white noise headphones 🎧