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I saw mine on a shirt once and I’ve always laughed when I thought about it.

You go to the bathroom. You forgot your phone

I sleep covered in a hammock and Vaseline with white noise in the background that sounds like humming to simulate my mother's womb.

I sleep obscured only by the fur of my cat.

https://youtu.be/mIXR-7u2Kas

I leave for work at 5am. I'm supposed to be there at 5 but that's not the point. I see a cat on the curb with a collar in this weather. Who tf has thier cat outside; it's cold!? My gf is encouraging me to kidnap it if I see it again. I live in a apartment complex so a few things could be going on here. Maybe they moved and…

When they ask me if I'm leaving because they've got *kitten* to do.

There's nothing NOTHING hotter than emotional unavailability! But that's just a boring personality trait. I also like to be way out of their league so when they cheat at least we're still poor.

I think that there's a lot of factors to consider, more than the parameters they've set.

Thing is, I wasn’t super scared in this one. Like, I was but I’ve had scarier dreams. This one though just feels like a bad omen.

I sleep in the in between of this world and the next.

I had a dream last night

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I've learned to go after what I want and let go of things that don't serve me. I tapped into my spiritual side more than ever. I met the love of my life, my cat and also got a gf. 😏 I've stood up for myself. On the bad side I've become very unfriendly and I'm going to try to be nicer and more outgoing. I've alienated…

My bloodlust

I also love a good tarot reading. Charmed intuition tarot is a favorite. Shonnetta's Divine tarot is peppy. Nathalie Hughes is a trip, sometimes she's drunk.

I watch Shane Dawson, Pewdipie and recently Shallon Lester. On occasion Jeffrey Star and Tati when I'm in the mood for makeup videos.

Congratulations

So I was all excited about getting this cat from the pound but we got declined because they say we're at our limit for pets at the apartments we live at. It's true but I wanted a second cat. 😢 so my friend offered to adopt the cat so she can give him to me. I'm like heck ya! Then she ghosts. Like......why tf would you…

This is a super old thread but anyway, I thought about deleting but it holds all of my pictures that I've never printed out so I'll probably keep it forever. MySpace lost most of my super old pictures when it kept revamping itself so I should get around to printing those pictures so the same thing doesn't happen.

We visited the animal shelter today and we have 3 strong contenders for getting adopted by us. A perfect fluffy, orange male kitten that I almost cried holding. His whole little body vibrates with his purring.😭❤️ A giant grey and white adult male with a huge demanding personality that I already know is going to ruin my…

What can I say, I'm a romantic.

I sleep in a onesie made out of hair that I have collected from my object of affection over the years.

My brother tried to break mine and it started glitching out like a seizure. I was very distraught. We just reset it and everything was OK.

I couldn't find a picture of the exact my size barbie I used to have but this one is close. My mom put the whole box in my bed while I was taking a nap and I was super stoked when I woke up. Also this Another one of my favorites and this dumb kid that I hated came over and stepped on it, it broke. and finally, This was…

My baby cat’s purrrip noise she makes running up the stairs. She does a smaller version of the noise when I surprise her or she’s answering me but too lazy to meow.

I'm two years into falling off the fitness wagon and my new turning point is not being able to wear any of my clothes. Not even my twice bought "fat clothes". The gf had both of us weigh ourselves and I could cry at the number. I let work stress, insomnia, a bad breakup, a fun new relationship and a "*kitten* it" attitude…

nice. :D :D :D Maybe for her birthday so it gives me 7-8 months worth of dieting. Same tbh. I swoop in every few months with a funny note or flowers in her favorite color so it's not expensive to be romantic. I think she's enjoyed the case of beer moment the most. :p