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🤣 My bad. I'll bring my bunny slippers next time too.

Not sleeping 😑

You'd figure by the age of 39 I'd already learn this lesson but no 🤣

🍺X 10 🤷‍♀️

And you make me smile that's for sure. I'm just teasing you 🤗💋

🤣 Hey, better than behind everyone's back 😛

Completely alone for 10 minutes?! I envy you....

Dismissing people warning me about a person. I try to give everyone a chance and my mentality is, if they are good with me why should I take those warnings seriously? Everyone has been a bad guy to someone right?! But in the end, most of them have been solid warnings that I found out later with my own experience and…

Sitting on my couch relaxing from this long *kitten* day. I'm glad this rough week is almost over.

I'll be your first client. Actually I need a job too, perhaps I can repay you for your services by being your personal secretary. I promise to wear the skankiest uniforms 😜

Omg 😆 😍

https://youtu.be/suPlYwJ3YvM

https://youtu.be/TyHvyGVs42U

Adults who are obsessed with celebrities & follow celebrity gossip.

I was gonna add that in there but I figured everyone would get the point lol but thanks for the official clarification.

I'm not thirty but I do enjoy the scenery. It's all sexualized as we live in a sexualy charged world. Kind of like yoga pants. The same effect you men get off yoga pants, we get off gray sweats.

https://youtu.be/GMFewiplIbw

https://youtu.be/HAc3T4aMENI

https://youtu.be/ei8hPkyJ0bU

When he makes me break out the dictionary 😍

Update: He just left and he was the cutest old man ever 🥰 NO IRKS 😁

Omg 🙈

When you're having a handyman come to your house to look at your fridge and you get a call that they are supposed to be there between 11am-6pm. I'm gonna be hella irked if they show up at 5:50 😑

Dat would be me 😋

I did. I also have suspicions the same person reported two of my mfp friends as well.

That's the least I worry about when it comes to adults. I'm more worried about them pretending to be kind when they are not.

Pancake in a mug 🤤

HYYY, If you don't know, it means that wasn't for you 😜🤣

Hyyy, I'm counting down the hours

https://youtu.be/JXgV1rXUoME