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Bahahahahaha

You both know me better than that.

A million bucks at the current inflation rate really isn’t that much.

I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

No more conventions for you. Seriously? Very nice. Do I have 25 minutes currently...well no.

Naturally, it is just amusing to connect the dots backwards.

Am I terrible because I didn’t know that Biz Marquee totally swiped this song? Thank you mfp for expanding my musical knowledge.

All of you have beautiful eyes. Excuse me while I just sit here in the corner pouting.

This has been in my camera roll since November 1st 2015. And although it hasn’t help to motivate me in the slightest, I’m hoping it can help one of you 😉

Yes girl! I get these weird short lines beautiful tan down the back of my legs and thighs then my shins are just white. With a dark ring around my ankles before stark white feet.

How to you make like look cute in an evening gown?

I believe it comes down to the person and this isn’t really about running. I want to be left alone in most social/public situations. If I look away let it be.

Safety first

It’s FriYay

You’re right. Gather the torches!

Milton does seem on edge today

Their jokes are better than mine what can I say?

Don’t even think about it. It was terrible, I’m not funny. Unfortunately for you, I just get off on everyone else.

Yeah she’s been getting off for years. You’re here.

One of the rules is we aren’t allowed to say. (But you’re Kathleen)

Will Ferrell Vince Vaughn Jack Black Bill burr Hannibal Buress Tom segura Jim Jeffries Natasha Leggero Rachel Feinstine Kathleen Madigan Aziz Ansari There are more but they don’t always come out to play.

Haha wrong thread

Day drinking some Patron at Chipotle because why the kitten not?

I need out of this speakeasy.

Between this and Vince Vaughn today. You all have created a little piece of heaven for me.

@Tankiscool and @tinkerhellraiser when you make me laugh out loud in the bakery of a grocery store you’re living life right.

When they are an apple user