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Swipe left for calories, swipe right for hot singles in your area!

Dated, yes, but man...I still throw it out there too. Every time I do I worry that nobody would know what the heck I'm referencing.

Carving my way out of an 800lb turkey

Which is precisely why language is so FRUITY

I'M TAKING TENTATIVE STEPS TOWARD SOME PERSONAL GOALS AND AM DECIDING IF I SHOULD FINISH THE STORY ABOUT THE MURDEROUS HOUSEWIFE WHO FINDS AN ANCIENT MASK THAT COMPELS HER TO KILL, OR IF I SHOULD FINISH THE STORY ABOUT PEOPLE RACING THROUGH AN APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE RIDDLED WITH ZOMBIES. LIFE IS HARD, I'M GLAD I HAVE A…

Папоротник by Alkonost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWa0cEs1fK0

It’s Friday and I hope everybody finds their dates here

I wish I had a peloton dinosaur 🦖

Waiiiiiitin for this melatonin to work it's magic. c'mon now

Mentally flipping the table. Physically taking melatonin so I can just shut everything off for a while

I'll never forget that time you did that thing

Someone obviously hasn’t looked up how many calories are burned looking for dates in these forums

PLeTHoRA--Instruments of War https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQc0Gez9fFM

I wrap myself tight in existential crisis

No I'm just using 2020 to bring war against articles to forefront, no more messing around

Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there

I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT Y'ALL MIGHT BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE 296,347TH-RANKED AUTHOR ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW. I JUST TRY TO STAY HUMBLE, STAY GROUNDED, AND REMEMBER THAT I DO THIS FOR THE CHILDREN

Editing schmediting I hate editing

Ghosts

And people who love life

Reckoner67

I wonder if there are any Goreans left

Agreed. If I posted a n the voice thread y’all would recognize my moon-robot accent right away

There’s a thread for it!

Do we bring our spouses then pretend they don’t exist?

“Geminem”

I WAS SURPRISED

ITS JUST THE INTERNET DOIN INTERNET THINGS. THANKS FOR THE GIFS THEY MAKE EVERY THREAD BETTER

“All butt pass”

We need to get serious about these issues. This petition business is small-potatoes, let’s organize a march