happimess01 Member

A friend opened up to me and that gave me the courage to do the same. It was a lovely chat

You are too good to me 🥺 🤗

What a nice compliment, thank you. I’ll try :)

Haha how very Dahmer-esque of you

When she leaves behind a life size cardboard cutout of herself before going on vacation with her gfs

Some times of the day, I think of myself as funny, cute, genuine, accomplished, stylish, self-aware, loyal, smart and happy. Other times of the day, I see myself as cold, weird, insecure, old, fat, damaged, immature, superficial, dumb, mean, creepy and a failure But I am working on it and getting better every day :)

Dang, so impressive!

Good tip, thanks R!

Spotify algorithm leaves a lot to be desired. It takes me ages to find a new, cool song :(

lmao I know men in their 40s and 50s who have been here for 10+ years and still comment the same way

Hyyy I am just a regular guy who does regular things like think about *** every seven seconds.

I can't. You charged me full price for the weed

When she doesn't show up to our date dressed like a women's prison weed dealer

If she could only manage to sleep her way to the middle

Be careful. Last time I did this, I ended up getting a restraining order.

friends! he is one of the good ones

Just sitting. Can't take my usual lunch time walk thanks to the horrible weather

Not true. I am happy to have a chat with you :) @R3d have not

<3 <3

Enjoy! I won't be going anywhere near that one😅

Omg! I got intrigued by the trailer and read his wiki page. It just about ruined my day, I am still so horrified.

If she wants me to wear a thumb ring :s

Ofcourse, you can always borrow my pants.

Then I will make sure to leave that man a very harsh and strongly-worded Yelp review

Yep, in here

If after our fight, she goes to craigslist to order a home massage

When she's ok with me taking my pants off and eating chicken wings in bed on a Friday night

All the best!

if she tells our waiter he is the most attractive guy in the room

Let's not blow this out of proportion