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J Balvin to the rescue
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Good looking with a personality to match
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Yea he is clearly not done eating!
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"You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons."
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how I was such a crappy friend in my school days. I didn't feel loved at home so I would "love bomb" my friends and then pull back. They would then pursue me to fix the friendship and that was the only time I ever felt loved. I went years giving my friends the silent treatment and ruined what could have been great…
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You are a lioness. Go out there and take what's yours!
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I came so close to showing my stupid today. Was going to give this colleague unsolicited advice about her acne situation. Can't believe how much dumber I can act when I am hungry. Glad I didn't do it though.
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when she sends me "I miss you" texts while staying in the olympic village
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if she never goes to restaurants that have a TV in them
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Being hungry for extended periods of time really stresses me out, it's almost as anxiety-inducing as being stuck in a locked bathroom. I wish I was one of those people who were not bothered by it and could go on with their day
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what she said^. You are a good dad, R
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true story lol
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if she looks like she would win in a fight against a Corgi
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What? This is unforgivable lol
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I need to start reading this dude asap
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good point 😂
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"And when nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want. What do you call it, Freedom or Loneliness?" - Charles Bukowski
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better to have lost a laser thermometer than a rectal one
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dear god 😂
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sniffs my clipped toenails
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When she tells me I am too old and that she wants a greener banana
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. She said while peering through the CCTC footage of her basement.
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And in 2025, you would have to pay to view the selfie thread
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clips her toenails on my bed
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I feel like I’m maintaining. Am I maintaining Mitch.
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when the only reason she's out after 2 am is because she's sleepwalking😍
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A friend opened up to me and that gave me the courage to do the same. It was a lovely chat
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You are too good to me 🥺 🤗
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What a nice compliment, thank you. I’ll try :)