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Perhaps “on occasion” is more accurate?
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Aren’t I always?? 😌
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“Road” looks rough!! 😬
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Do you think your photos of the stunning rock formations and your shiny new toy, distracted from your question?
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You CAN count!! 🤣
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Or a gif?
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Do you think it is grateful??
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Doesn’t that sound plausible and lucky for you?
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She set an alarm on our phone each time I talked to her. I’m not sure if it was to limit the time I spoke or to wake herself up but either way the alarm sound she chose was annoying so I broke it off.
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You’re definitely wild 😆
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Excitement equals wordiness 🤭
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You named her!! Oh so shiny!
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Why you little…🤬
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Confused us instead 🤣
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Weight loss pills. You take one every morning for 7 days and you can go from a size 14 to 6. No exercise or diet change!! 🤯
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Thought he was sexy like Bigfoot but in reality he was just hairy and had an average…foot size.
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Or reiterating point? 😆
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He saved everything including items that should have remained in the ‘80s
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Of my top 5 guesses, can you believe that wasn’t one of them? Isn’t it ironic that the non-coffee drinker prefers coffee cake as their cake of choice? 🤭
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Ohhhh those dads 😆
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She was into mixed tapes, mixed drinks, and mixed messages
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Was she a day late and a dollar short? 😬
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@nossmf, since I no longer have access to friend’s walls, may I share my belated wishes for a happy birthday here? Did you have a nice day?
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She couldn’t just say “thank you” it had to be followed with a “thank you very much”
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Something in question format, perhaps? 🤔
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She only ever wanted to see me in Vegas…knowing that I dislike crowds, lights, and noise
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🚨 Dad joke alert 🚨
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She snooped in my dream journal and found out I didn’t find her very dreamy 🫣
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I questioned her loyalty when she invited men she met on the internet to Starbucks yet refused to get me their autograph!! ✍🏻 📕
