TwitchyMacGee Member

He’s just mad you won’t go out with him and his marshal ahem friend

It’s funny how much of this forum has become grayed out lately.

Don’t feed the incels

Tldr

Dimples are always appealing

Dimples

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE

If they can’t communicate or comprehend the written word. Or if he lives with his parents

Was there something wrong with the other one?

My little sister is a zombie in a body with no soul, a role she has learned to play

In what way?

If they’re canned in syrup, I imagine rinsing them will wash away some of the sugar so yes.

You are not a homesteader and have never pretended to be one. I think i was just tired & cranky last night because I can’t afford to fix the barn and gravity hydrant and I think the pond is leaking and I had to buy a new timer for the well and Yeah. I’m still cranky

People who get six chickens and a tomato plant and think they’re homesteading

*exasperated sigh*

If he makes a new folder just for my photos

It’s a weird little fantasy of mine - to not have my *kitten* be the first thing people notice.

I *kitten* hate when I get like that. I will never look lithe and chic in a pair of white linen trousers walking on the beach

If he blots his pizza

Hydrocolloid pimple stickers And Jamaican beef patties Unrelated

Warn me before you hit us with the dad jokes 😁

And please don’t stop

This conversation makes me wanna break all the shoulds

Low key thread stalking

That was my "funny feminist" side. Don't worry, it's not you. It generally doesn't translate well as a category of humour at the best of times. In real life, on a date, a bouncer "complimented" the guy I was with on my looks. Not me...but my date!? The guy thanked him!? One of the oddest *kitten* dude conversation…

Good looking family!

Yes, good point

Someone who appreciates a feisty temper and a tendency to take over. Even better if they can debate whether the sting is in the tail or the tongue.

You’re my subset. 🤗