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I love depictions of women working together

Chocolate mousse Back rubs Doing things on dates Reading aloud to each other When he brags about me

A sexy smile Attention Eyes that crinkle and shine A deep voice Sarcasm Deeply held beliefs A distrust of authority People who work with both their hands and their brains A few tattoos are nice Flowers for no reason

White Christmas trees Hairless cats Spode china Cream of mushroom soup Dirty beaches Pressboard furniture Thomas Kinkaide

Ketchup on hot dogs “networking” Name dropping Humble brags Whole wheat pasta Non-consensual sadism Styrofoam packaging The color of mustard

Probably some Romanian actress based in Italy with a taste for Paris

People who wear khakis Accountants, actuaries, and people who work in HR People who wipe their boogers on walls Women who hover and piss all over the seat People who litter People who say “it’s not my department”

That’s probably true

I keep my hands at my sides and do not retaliate. I report all offenses real or imagined to the authorities. And I’m pretty sure that everyone can see that you’re a *kitten*. May the lord richly bless you.

“No, I washed it off.” 😂 Relatives are funny

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I write that on my hand sometimes

Sure did

Smiled through my mask at him. The time before that I told his wife “nice catch.” She laughed heartily and said “thanks.”

Sometimes ladies get busted too 😆

😂 yup. It just looks like you’re staring. Don’t ask me how I know

I’ve been trying to think of acceptable stains. There aren’t any

Pizza grease will still show

how flip flops used to be called thongs and the visual that now gives me

If he keeps up with grooming and self-care even when he’s not going anywhere. Long, greasy hair and torn, stained sweatpants are yucky.

Again I have to wonder where you meet these people

When he takes responsibility for his own mistakes

If he believes me when I tell him how great he is without ever getting arrogant. If he implements my ideas quickly instead of waiting three years to tell me I was right. If he doesn’t bury his talent but invests in it and makes it grow. If he cries for hurt animals and tries his best to help them. If he sees people’s…

Faaaaaancy 😋

There is always room for Jello.

same

That would involve getting up. I am currently in my post-dinner meditation during which I ensconce myself in my wing chair with a fuzzy blanket and an electric heater.

😂 opportunist

You live across the street from me. I see no snow