TwitchyMacGee Member

What are the green things under the blueberries?

If I acted on every goal impulse within five seconds I’d never finish a conversation or a meal and I’d still have shampoo in my hair.

And only a third as delicious 😋

Ohhhhhh. Gotcha

Maybe but I want that. With an Oreo mcflurry

If I’m reading it right: Firstly she would like another baby who could one day be called a quaran-teen. Get it? AND she would also like more sex with her husband.

Bingo

I hope it’s a great one ❤️

You are wonderful the way you are.

Punctuality without being Mussolini Cleanliness without neurosis Physically fit Physically active on a regular basis Creative An idea person Gets things done Likes animals and treats them well

NTS, Be the person you’re attracted to. Not in a Jennifer Jason Leigh way but just... you know... STOP ARGUING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

You’re welcome! 🤗

If he isn’t willing to demote his current wife to the number two spot

Omg dm me 😂

😁

Maybe this is all there is

Maybe tomorrow

Hey you, Trust me, I’m not your type

If that disappears because of some uptight puckerface 😠

I hugged that but I still don’t understand you. 🤷‍♀️😁

See, if it were a dirty bathroom mirror I’d say ok, maybe it’s because she flosses. But a weakness for a dirty bedroom mirror can only mean you’re talking about a specific hottie who has done some voodoo on you.

If that’s what’s out there I’ll just stay home

🤮

This is a weakness? What if there’s a bottle of febreeze in the frame?

THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS and how are you sniffing her earrings?

Confession: i started typing it there and then moved it. It’s a love/hate thing

You are evil. That said, have you tried the monkey butt coffee?

I noticed your selfie without your signature red lip. I thought you looked beautiful (i like the red too) but was momentarily too shy/awkward to say so.

Oh forget it. I have a brother there. 😁

Your essential workers have free childcare? Where is this utopia?