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Mymomma was known for taking two different leftover meals, combining them, and making a completely different dish
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Peanut butter and jelly
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Is it Weird I secretly like it when my finger goes through the toilet paper
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My dogs are snoring....I can't hear a dang thing
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Oh another one that I thought was fairly good."Undercovers" A Belgium flick. Based on a true story taking down a drug kingpin
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My elf on the shelf stole my stocking full of Reese's...and I'm still pissed
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Play the lottery more and pray for early retirement
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The last dog I got from the pound I named LB (Abreviation for pound for all you slow peeps)
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Hairy arm pits Toe cheese And bed bugs
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I carry a bone with me. I get a dog and see what it does when I'm on all fours with the bone in my mouth. If it attacks me I do not get that dog!
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Pizza night and a smoothie bar next door
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I got on the scales this morning and it said "to be continued"
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Well....I'm singing "Chestnuts over an open fire" as I stand in front of my fireplace... it's cold
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Ran the tilt-a-whirl at a carnival
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I do this as well I may give buffalo cauliflower wings a try
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Too many empty calories
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I have two scoops of ice cream instead of 3. I lost a couple of ounces
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Tram Po. Line. Pa rk. Can t tyn ep n. Ow
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That was cruel
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I'm what you call...an abnormal phenomenon
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Lefties have rights too!
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Gonna have to be more specific on decent for some people 😂
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Colorado mountains
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My significant other generally feels this way while I'm farting around on this forum
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The wine looks titillizing
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Don't be shy folks. Let me know how to make your gluteus look the maximus
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Starting
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If I was a computer geek you would turn my software into hardware
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Can you be more specific
