johnbtay3 Member

Is it anything close to Game of thrones? I couldn't get into it. Too many characters and I couldn't remember their names. I do better when there are a Max of 3 characters. I think that's why I watch reruns of 3's company

I make a mean banana split

Ya know...that joke has a lot of substance to it

Nookin' Po nub in all da Wong paces..nookin' Po nub....

This nut allergy of yours may pose some problems

I'm still bloomin'

The kind with the sticky coating and nuts

When is a door not a door When it is ajar

Funny people are quick to tell you how much weight you've gained but never quick to compliment when you lose

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I love it when you give me those dirty looks

How about an invite next time

Come over. We will watch it together. Bring popcorn

Haha..thanks for the rather extensive list. You went above and beyond.

Lol lol lol

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Speaking of Viagra...you know if you stay "aroused" greater than 4 hours they say you should seek medical attention. There is an actual medical diagnosis for this condition. It's called a "Hard attack"

Take a Viagra along with it and you will have a hard time peeing

I tried to explain to the bank my credit card got hacked at a strip club. I don't think they believed my story

Who needs water to pee...just take Lasix

And for God's sake make sure you put the toilet paper on the spindle correctly.

I'm here for the no rules selfies

Nothing like pitching a tent

Chest compressions and mouth to mouth... don't be shy!

We call bechamel gravy where I come from lol

That's a mighty deep tub

Mine are Thighs, bra line, and of course gray hair

You really have to spend 3-4days doing it before you can really enjoy it. Let's face it, it's no fun landing on your *kitten* every 10 feet. It took a year or two before I got decent and could stop on a dime. It's way easier, in my opinion, than snowboarding.

Lost me at wholesome

Guess you won't be needing mouth to mouth and chest compressions