that_night_in_paris Member

I'd pick Julie Andrews. I'd walk into random people's kitchens and brighten their day.

I am here by the grace of the divine righteous creator. She offered Oreos and a chance at forgiveness.

*cough* THIEF! *cough*

Can I referee

Hey you. Yes you... Good googily goo

I took this test the other day: https://www.bravermantest.com/ Tells you which neurotransmitters you're dominant/deficient in. I'm sure it's total hokum (google the doctor, he's a peach) but I went ahead and ordered a bottle of GABA anyway. Can't hurt.

https://youtu.be/EW2TfQsSA7Q

(tip toes through thread in adult diaper and viking hat)

I think happiness is a choice we can make each and every day. Whether it's a lockdown or a hoedown, we decide if we want to be happy. It's a powerful thing.

A tennis partner with visions of an Indian buffet afterward

Fuddy duddys

Lil Liverwurst Straight Outta Bavaria son

Love your work!

https://youtu.be/ks6_jX5_dXw

When you edit but too many seconds have passed

That is very impressive work. And don't mind @vanityy99

Probably a dumb question (city slicker here) but do birds actually make those nests?

You haven't seen the last of me, Gomez!

And you caught all that in 3 minutes? You are on it, honey! 👍

WOOGA WOOGA LMAO

TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!! (throws stack of papers)

Android phone, what am I missing 😞

My ugly is my pretty. I'm pretty ugly. :bawling:

A fresh perspective on eugenics... while applying eyeliner!

https://youtu.be/_Sw5FPIfJBw

That's not a Walkman, kiddo.

My spouse is always trying to play weatherman and it is slowly adding plaque to my arteries. 😑 "Looks like it might rain later" "Gonna water the plants before it gets too hot later" "I can't figure out this weather" "It's the humidity!" Someone come kidnap this moron.

Ice cream in a taco. Choco Taco.

What are marshmallows anyway Like, without looking it up, wtf are those things

https://youtu.be/qMP5urxUxKo