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PIZZA ROLLS!!!! 😳
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Hubba hubba
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I broke quarantine today and hung out with someone at the park : - ) I wish all of you find the human contact you're looking for someday soon (even if you have to pay $20 for it like I did).
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https://youtu.be/WV6DaTQUy5g
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I had 27,472 friends on MySpace
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What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄
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His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.
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If they have boring conversation 😴 I need to be mentally invigorated I want someone who can fertilize the soil of my mind Bottom line.... if we can't talk about baseball for a few hours then I got no use for ya
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Tap dancing shoes worn casually
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Someone bold enough to put a few leaves of fresh basil on chef boyardee ravioli and say "shut up and eat it"
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Skip all the adding and whatnot. Slide me that phone number.
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no, it's not my birthday https://youtu.be/maLCBHfIMxU
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Ahem. I think it's still around 👀 (goes back to playing the acoustic guitar nude)
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Tell that to my mother. She still says she will kick me out if I touch her Haagen-Dazs.
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Surprise butt slaps and ear pulls
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https://youtu.be/LuWDrDgLsnI
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Today is opening day weekend (MLB) but I'm watching the Oprah Winfrey Network instead
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just put the fish sticks into the oven... let's go 🤙
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Lmfao. I'm such a moron.
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When are auditions being held? I just moved here from a small midwest town with big dreams of being a movie star. People are always telling me I should be on TV and that I'm a big fish in a small pond who needs to spread my wings and fly. I also want to become a pop singer and write and produce my own songs. I would love…
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I take a leak, wash my hands according to the new 2020 protocol, and give myself a quick wink in the mirror Then, 60 min of transcendental meditation (don't try this at home kids, it's for the big dogs) High vibrational breakfast: Ezekiel toast, avocado, 6 poached eggs (literally, I poach them from the neighbor's backyard)…
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INFP; basketball... but Can I talk to you about the voices in my head tho 🙁
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https://youtu.be/cRxo23vSfjw
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Bombay sounds way better than New Delhi. Such an unnecessary change.
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OMG HOLOGRAPHIC VIRGIN MARY
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JUST DRANK MY FIRST KEFIR WATER..... WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO DO
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https://youtu.be/-SE2v_ObpKk
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< - - - messages from the crapper :yawn:🚽
