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An Amazon firestick that's been delayed by Canada Post until a week after I needed it by.
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Not just lie, but most people are tremendously bad about estimating the amount of calories they're consuming. I'm one of those.
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I could live to be a thousand and still never figure out how to wrap a present so it doesn't look like *kitten*.
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I'm going to start writing my penis length as tip to sea level I think. Maybe I'll move to Denver.
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There aren't as many peanuts in Snickers bars nowadays.
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There was a guy on my hockey team we used to call fiveskin. So there's that...
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No.
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He's written at least two science fiction golden age classics. That's two more than most cult leaders. So give the guy a break!
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Well I eat a lot of cabbage.
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Of all the times I've tried to light my farts on fire only one actually caught. Usually I just blow out the flame.
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A battalion of marines keep blaring Van Halen songs outside of my compound.
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When she's too grumpy and bitter or not grumpy and bitter enough.
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Would probably be good in a bloody mary.
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Poop quietly in a public washroom.
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I do that too where I'll just kind of graze on snack foods and ruin my diet if I'm not careful. I've just stopped keeping things like chips or cookies or stuff like that in the house. If I feel hungry I can always snack on carrots. You can literally stuff your stomach with carrots and barely break 200 calories. The junk…
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I hope not, but thanks for the mental image lol
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I seem to have developed a flutter in my right ear since last night.
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Top of its class. 😊
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Heading down to my parents place for a turkey dinner.
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25lb grade A turkey.
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Have you done a philtrum thread?
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That's the day my grandma goes in for surgery...