stevehenderson776 Member

There was a guy on my hockey team we used to call fiveskin. So there's that...

No.

He's written at least two science fiction golden age classics. That's two more than most cult leaders. So give the guy a break!

Well I eat a lot of cabbage.

Of all the times I've tried to light my farts on fire only one actually caught. Usually I just blow out the flame.

A battalion of marines keep blaring Van Halen songs outside of my compound.

When she's too grumpy and bitter or not grumpy and bitter enough.

Would probably be good in a bloody mary.

Poop quietly in a public washroom.

I do that too where I'll just kind of graze on snack foods and ruin my diet if I'm not careful. I've just stopped keeping things like chips or cookies or stuff like that in the house. If I feel hungry I can always snack on carrots. You can literally stuff your stomach with carrots and barely break 200 calories. The junk…

I hope not, but thanks for the mental image lol

I seem to have developed a flutter in my right ear since last night.

Top of its class. 😊

Heading down to my parents place for a turkey dinner.

25lb grade A turkey.

Have you done a philtrum thread?

That's the day my grandma goes in for surgery...

People really appreciate seeing the political rants I'm constantly posting to Facebook.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of…

If you're not sure just call the number on the back of your bank card.

Lake effect snow. I hate it so much. I don't like getting up at night to piss, let alone go outside and shovel the driveway while it's still manageable. Uh...

I can't remember anywhere around here (SW Ontario) ever shutting down because of snow either. Worst case is the school buses get shut down if the roads get too icy.

You guys ever hear of Jumbo the elephant? We killed him with a locomotive.

My elbowing women in the face days are behind me. It's just not considered politically correct anymore.

What do you think a tomato is? B)

I've never even heard of such a thing. Like all new ideas it frightens and confuses me.

We invented the Hawaiian pizza. :)

Wait a minute... there are billboards that aren't displaying Bible verses? Not where I live.

I never understood the people who would drive around for 10 minutes until a parking spot near the store opened up instead of walking the two minutes from the back of the lot. My Dad was always bad for this. Drove me nuts.