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That list is loooooong

I believe your pooch thinks it is Monday

https://youtu.be/qlhTst19iy8

Popping bacon. Right in the neck.

when she calls the cops on me for simply researching her habits stalking

all in the name of research well I wasn't until you said anything, now the cops are here evidence shows you may want to scratch that super on time with your PSA at least I'll have company now. How's that pizza coming? *sigh* thanks Raych.

Following them around for extended periods of time

Always seems nice to me

I don't have a uterus or any science to back me up, but I bloat with excess sugar or salt. It's crazy how volatile too. Friday AM weigh in can be 165lbs. Spend the weekend eating fast food and snacking and Monday comes in around 172lbs. 24 hours of tracked eating and water, 167lbs, and 48 hours later I'm back to 165lbs.…

It don't really

An elephant, not a donkey

FIFY

most aaaaaawesome pre-fart routine ever :D

let's make it a double

I used to do it for a living. In a panda costume.

You rang?

yes please

You talkin parts or personality?🤔

and bacon

*kitten*'ll come back n get ya!

like you don't have belly hair, sheesh :D

Them's all taters

Doubtful 😁

tay-ters

tuh-may-ter

Edward II comes to mind

The lever is broketed sheesh

Tater salat?

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