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If they can't hum the entire Marines Hymn with a mouthful of cheese.
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Fixed it 4ya
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Bella is smooth'n'creamy
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Yeah, I feel the same way. But we (as a society) keep electing people who just keep running us into the ground. The Tree of Liberty is in need of refreshment, and at some point in the near future, it is going to happen.
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Don't I wish Cat would sleepwalk over to my place in the middle of the night sometimes? Don't I mean every time?
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And by the way, I am a very good tipper.
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Yes, we have "chatted", as it were. And you are special to me baby. Now take off your pants....again.
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This used to be one of my irks, but I forgot about it.
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I don't understand the offense taken. When you talk about livable, you are talking about just that, living. That does not include internet, or lipstick, or cable tv, or beef tenderloin or even an automobile or a television set. I never said people should be impoverished. I believe people should use every opportunity to do…
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Eat my cheese
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Depends on how you live.
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People who are narcissistic *kittens* on the internet are the same in real life. You live and learn. I like to flirt and fool around on here...just don't show up in my garage when I am getting home from work.
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Pass the crackers
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I don't know if I can handle you twice, if you know what I mean....
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No, WE SUCK, because we sit back and let the government do what it does.
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Ask an average family in Haiti, then decide if you really need more.
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Common law for sure. I ain't signing nothing. <3
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Tell the truth. Whatever that might be.
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Ummmmm......Yes?
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The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by devine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king.
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Frankie is a friend Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Frankie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine And she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at…
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She's got a bumper like a billboard Covered in stickers of her favorite band She's got a handful of records that she turns to When she needs to land She's a Saturday night parade through the streets That all eyes some to see including me She carries memories around like souvenirs down in her pockets She should have let…
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Hey pretty thing, I've been looking at you Since the moment that you walked in I got some wild-*kitten* buddies that love spending money And I see you brought a couple of friends Just tell me your name I don't need your number or a date next Saturday Baby, let's act like fools, break a few rules Party the night away It's…
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When he wakes me up at 2:45 AM and its already too late to say "no"... :naughty:
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Cheese
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@BillyBatson, is that you?
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This has been a highly underrated thread. C'mon guys and gals....lets hear it.
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Most of my scented candles smell like meat. Ribeye, bourbon glazed salmon, brisket (my favorite), possum a-la-king, and so forth.
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I can't see my profile page,or my wall with my friend posts on it. I feel like I am locked in the basement alone with a bunch of scented candles and no matches.
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“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.“