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And speaking of crazy country things Since I wasn’t able to go for a bike ride today I decided to drive over to the school track to walk/run and on my way home I got stuck behind a horse that got away from the Amish. I had no idea what to do so I called my girlfriend and she said just grab the reins and say whoa. I told…

Ugh ticks. I have to spray my ankles every time I walk the dog unless I wear my rubber boots

Beautiful

It’s the best time of year here. Very comfortable

We talking about the weather?

Netflix stalked me with Natural Born Killers

You can bring the solo cups 😁

Just your sweet badonkadonk & a riding crop

I accept

Superhero 🫦

It’s funny because Netflix doesn’t stalk me at all

I have ideas

See you when I see you. Be well❤️🤗

I miss my kids. They won’t be home until Tuesday & I don’t like it

Especially if he’s got rhythm

Maybe I could just say how nice his pizza looks

Pics if you’re comfortable 😁

Sometimes I really like the way your mind works

Quads that could crush a watermelon

Definitely yes to dragons

😂😂😂

As long as they don’t attach the word pillow to princess we’re good

Reenie! Good to see you

How do I give a compliment without being creepy

She’s good with antonyms

Plus a good kisser

Ima buy half a steer this year

sweet dreams

tbf homelessness and public urination look very different in the country