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First hen party as Mother of the bride.. yes there’s another to come 🤷🏻♀️
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My daughter gets married in a month and I’m never gonna fit in my dress … I’m just gonna starve myself and walk like forest gump for a month 👍😜
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About time they shut you up! 🤣
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I forget what the question was now 😁
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When he knows where I live before I tell him 🫣
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Fk it I’m just making a coffee 😜👍
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Fixing someone’s heart failure ❤️🩹 Fixing someone else’s depression Impending construction 🦺 builders start extension Monday and I’ve have to clear out 2 store rooms and under the stairs over the weekend. Put away the hot tub and clear the back garden. Bike festival this weekend 😜
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I’m very sociable but I choose not to have friends anymore in real life, it makes an already complicated life easier
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Live in the moment and be happy, tomorrow is a gift ❤️
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Hot hot hot hot hot 🥵 I need a full body ice pack … how do people survive in this heat in other countries 🫠
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I’m melting 🫠 🥵
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Had a date with Ronald McDonald and I wasn’t impressed 😁
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Cheating isn’t worth it, especially when the guys a clown 🤡 Yea I shouldn’t have had that burger 🤮
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Wine and beer goggles 😁🍷
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I can fix myself and lose weight, but surgery couldn’t fix your face with that kinda nasty inside you 🥴
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Trying to lose weight again and tone up if you want support add me 🤗