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She refused to embrace the dual purpose earplugs/earrings I bought her for Christmas
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Would you believe I have only had difficulty going to sleep a handful of times over the past 20 years? How about you?
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Welcome - and yes!
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Every time I sang she put earplugs in
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She didn’t appreciate that my only genius was related to lyrics!!!
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bait trap
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Zeros
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Krispy Kreme
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Switch on
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Egg salad
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Shake off
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Shore
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She was not impressed with my lyrical genius
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House
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Don’t I only average 6?
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Espresso
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Hand out
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Energy drink
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Would you be surprised to hear my normal bedtime is 12?
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Shoes
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She refused to play word games that rhymed with me
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Fixer Upper
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Salad
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Kept getting upset when I asked for proof of damages!
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What do you consider late?
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Level Up
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Buttered popcorn
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Hover
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aren’t I the nightiest owl here?
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seat cushions