seventwenty Member

tl;dr version: OP's trying too hard to impress the ladies.

No. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/no%20gif

I totally read OP's name as purplepen*s. I'm going to hell.

Nothing. I am grumpy cat.

Bulleit bourbon.

Totes tattlin.

Thread did not deliver.

d00d. I'm already your friend, lady-brah.

This.

You sir, are okay in my book.

No, I like good TV.

Nope. All fake down below.

Story.

Cool.

Um. why?

Wahhhhh get the *kitten* over it.

...wow... really? TL;DR: OP's whiny.

Um, ask him out for drinks, maybe? What is it about the modern age that makes people miss the obvious?

False. I am the self-appointed voice of reason.

Bump.

Why? Why would you make more posts on this silly thread?

No they don't.

Ah. See that's different. Flower companies screw up a ton. Sorry to hear that. As a customer, you're allowed to be hard to please, as you spent money for a service.

Lol actually responding to trolling? You actually would be hard to please.

huh?

Look, the whole purpose in life is to procreate or to engage in acts that could lead to procreation. That means, we all just wanna bang. However you get to banging, consensual of course, is okay. The rest is details.

You still sound hard to please.

They are not as awesome as me.

You sound hard to please.

Wow, this thread has never heard of stranger danger.