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All the above except being a centerfold, that does give you extra points though. AND red lip stick is a must.

in Any Pinup's Around? Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Amen sister.

in POST AN IMAGE of how you feel today!!!! Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Good lord, dont forget about pulled pork. When it is prepared just right it can leave an explosion of salty goodness in your mouth.

in Do you pound your meat? Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Are you passing or failing?

in Gif Venting Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
hmmm

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
I just work away. I go home and she comes here on a regular basis. It works for us.

in Living away from your spouse/life partner. Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
For a lot of people it is their job. I have been working away from home for years.

in Living away from your spouse/life partner. Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Do tell

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Dang its been so long since I have seen any bewbs from any women here, so long...

in I love having FEMALE friends on MFP, but.... Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Then dont be. Just drink plenty of water throughout the evening. It doesnt kill the buzz and you wake up fine in most cases.

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
I confess I missed all the drama with playdoh and Missbit. It always happens when I am away lol.

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Pics or didnt happen lol.

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Then plan to not fail. It really is that simple.

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Like in a time machine? Did you find them?

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
A lot of women dont like the word moist either for some reason....

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Well, if she ever says to give 12 inches and make it hurt, screw her 4 times and punch her in the gut lol. Just kidding folks

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Kinda looks my house last year when it was on fire but I didnt have the cool f'in fire tornado. I just had fire.

in post whatever the hell you want Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
I guess the people in Berkley were too last night.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas February 2017
Knowing those tards like I do, it aint good. Just sayin...

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
Cats are not my favorite animal and seeing this made me laff so hard I cried. That was awesome.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
And that is why you are the queen of freak and bats.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
At first I thought those were yams LMAO. I was wondering what kind of supermarket of porn is littlemiss going to? All you need to add is some vegetable oil and you have a party going on.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
I cant believe di ldos are edited out OMG

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
Dont start that shyte. People were screwed up Tuesday because somebody started saying it was Wednesday when it wasnt.

in Post anything you want (as long as it follows MFP guidelines) Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
That shyte is the bomb. Screw Starbux$$$$

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
Orgasms of almost any kind are good. lol

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
pfffttt

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017
I dont know if that was an old post but if it wasnt it didnt take long for the original poster to vanish.

in True Confessions - Don't Judge Comment by tmanfromtexas January 2017