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I dont get strip clubs. Pay to get in. Over pay for lousy drinks. Give skanky girls all your cash. Go home with glitter, lousy perfume and blue balls.... Not for me.

Thats great! Feels awesome! No?

The Kurgan from Highlander.

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YUP! I love it! I feel more energetic again, then I go to the gym more often and tire myself out... So I feel more tired now too. Go figure :/

That damn nap ruined my night too. Now I cant sleep. Been trying since 10pm, its 12:30 here now. Ack!

1 cup of grapes. Water.

Ive never tried eating Goldfish Crackers while taking a ****. I have tried eating a chicken parm hero in the shower though.

Feel free to add me... I give you a kick in *kitten* when I see you slacking on your meal tracking. As long as you promise to do the same for me.

Ditto!

Rest is as important if not more to your training. You need to get a rest day in there somewhere.

Yes we are! And worse. I cringe whenever I see a freind request in my GF mailbox from a guy.

Sometimes I AM as dumb as I look! LOL

Holy ****! Not the HCG debate again. For the love of God, your better off using a knife to cut of a limb. At least then the results are permanent.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

The Boogy-Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

M&M Peanuts at home. I like to keep them in the freezer. Milk Duds are must at the movies.

Dark brown

Every morning... Fluctuations in my morning weight helps me adjust my eating habits from the day before.

I do drop sets immediately after. 10 - 30 seconds rest at most. Don't let your muscles cool off, keep the pressure on them for the entire routine if you want results.

"Shake Weights" Really? SMH :huh:

OMG>>> It was horrble. Made me so sick. The gasses that were sneaking out of me, not only from my *kitten* either cost me more than one friend. I tried it over 20 years ago, and havent been able to eat cabbage since. BLEH!

OMG... The grammar-e cops-e found-e us-e. HIDE!

"Try the cabbage soup diet... Youll be ripped in a week." I have to admit, I actually did that one... SMH :blushing:

It worked for Jerad... :huh:

"I'm going to try the Subway Diet" :noway:

Dont be afraid to post. Most of us on MFP are the same as you, we want to improve ourselves, and yes, we can be pretty sarcastic at times, It is only because we are very passionate about the subject of healthy weight loss/lifestyle change/self control/ and everything else we are trying to accomplish and when we see someone…

Ive considered going on a CRACK diet, give it a try :drinker:

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