Fockertots

I always laugh at your posts. I don't know if it's because you're actually funny, or my humor standards are dwindling. Regardless, thanks for the giggle, yet again.

I was thoroughly disappointed by this...

bump

Bud Select 55 IS low calorie, but it tastes like metal flavored water. Hell, when I am planning on marathon drinking, I will admit that it's worth it. However, if I'm sticking to a six pack for the night, I'm okay with more calories for taste. Yes, I marathon drink.

I would be your Garage Band King.

I actually LOVED this thread. I believe dating is a waste of my time as well, but I think there are various reasons for that. A lack of quality men in the area, not being fully open with them or vice versa, and so on and so on. I've never been someone who wanted to date around, I've always wanted to preserve my energy for…

I have an hourglass shape. I have a very large chest, my waist is dramatically smaller and then hips slightly larger then mychest/shoulder width. I'm not positive it's a structural thing any more than just the way that your body is choosing to carry it's weight. My stomach has been like this since I started gaining weight…

Words spoken from my own brain. I have the two belly effect and it's a suckfest. I've lost about 50-60 pounds at this point and I will say that both areas have significantly shrunk. With that being said, I wasn't educated about weight training through the process and now my bottom belly is smaller, but saggy from the…

This. I started at a G and am down to an F. I'd love to get down to a full D, as long as it's proportionate with the rest of my body (I'm VERY hourglass and love it!). However, never has the size of my chest had anything to do with what I thought men felt was attractive. I could give a **** less if a man thought me any…

I've gained a lot of self-confidence, but I generally see the same person in the mirror. I think what I've gained is just a new way to look at myself. I've lost about 55 pounds, so there's actually a complete change, but I don't see it. I think I look the same, just prettier... ha ha. If that makes any sense at all.

I ALWAYS call if boning or humping. They're fun and sex should be fun. And I once had a boom boom room... it was a little half-*kitten* room you had to walk through to get to my bedroom. That's where the sex happened. Not in my bed. That was only for me :]

I recently heard someone describing me to someone and they said, "you know, Sara, the one with the smile that can brighten the room." I almost died.... Usually though.. I'm sure it was, "the big, pretty one" or.. "the one who carries a 6 pack in her purse" or... "the one with huge tits and glasses"

He gets mad when I drop names........ Ha. Usually just the blanket.

I'm out of bed at 7 and never eat until almost 10:30. I just eat lunch at that time though. I try to never eat unless I'm hungry and I'm working on forgetting about the "norms" of times for food intake. If you're hungry at 10:30, eat then. If you're not hungry again until 4:00, eat then. Just build your meals around the…

^This. I have been struggling my entire life and I am blessed to have friends who told me that I was beautiful regardless, but to me that just meant that they had no idea how hard it was for me. To this day, my friends on here are still some of the most intimate; I say that because my closet purging, lying about food…

You should probably dump him. She's probably cheating on you. I'd get out now, you deserve better. All of the ridiculous relationship threads where people are harshly judging S.O's based on three lines of text.

Not as talented as Norah Jones?? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yeah right..

1. Rolling Stones 2. The Early November 3. Rascal Flatts---- dude's voice makes me want to vomit on command.

That was precisely my point. I do not believe in anyone EVER laying their hands on another person (girl to guy, guy to girl, guy to guy, girl, to girl, etc.); however, in the moment, that was all that I could think to do as self defense. I never saw him again and to this day, I actually still feel bad about my reaction…

My bf and I were wrestling around one night while drikning and as I took a drink, he shoved me and shoved the glass into my tooth, chipping the corner of it. I don't think I've ever seen his face go that white or have witnessed him go into 'super fixer' mode so fast. I broke a beer bottle on an ex's face once. He cheated…

Overly intrigued right now.

I've recenetly heard "remarkably beautiful" from three different people. That, is something I'd never heard before and not only did it make my ego happy, it made my soul smile. However, being told I'm funny or the guy I like calling me 'miss' make my melt as well.

boning.

Can I nominate myself for best smile????? Not so much hot, but I KNOW my smile kicks ****ing *kitten*. :]

26 years old 5'6" HW 265 SW 232-235 CW 216 GW 150-160ish I don't use my ticker and in all honesty, I don't weigh myself because I'm most interesting in the way that I feel and how many inches I'm losing. If you're okay with that, feel free to add me :]

Bump goes the woman boner....

Back when this was still just MOTU, this song was featured as the trailer for the story and it made me tingle :] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQAMzXAAD4U

I read it two years ago when it was the original fanfiction story called Master of the Universe. Holy. Hotness. I am interested in re-reading it now that it was apparently cleaned up enough to be mass produced and published. If you can get your hands on Master of the Universe, I'd highly suggest reading that version…

Bump

Boom.