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Funny joke my dad told me. One a day a guy see's his friend walking down the street and he has a black eye. He says what the heck happened to you? Oh some girl punched me. What for what did you do? I asked her if she wanted to fvck. Why did you do that? Guy says,I ask every girl I meet if they want to fvck. He says damn…

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She broke my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her ****in' car Crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away

Too bad they cant tax stupidity.

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Yes I have let her hang out at the mall with her friends. They usually see a movie, get something from the food court, clothes shop and then come home. Group of like 4 girl, a few hours worth of time. For those that don't are you afraid of something happening to them?

Could have been somewhere back in time when his mom or dad was giving him life lessons, open the door for ladies, be polite, treat elders with respect, don't fart in public, firm handshake for men, gentle handshake for women....etc

Well that would make a nice snack.

Most of what I feel has already been summed up, except I feel great the first mile then all of a sudden I get that WTH am I doing..after a while it goes away I settle in with a pace and motion. Then I feel like superman and can run forever. Eventually coming back down to earth concentrating on my motion. The after run is…

All bangs are loud,

Wow someone who wants sweets everyday is as bad as an alcoholic? "everyone here is now dumber for having read that, I award you no points..." You ever known an alcoholic? Lived with one....been one yourself...had your family torn apart by it? Yea probably not.

whatever you do don't try bath salts

Does he try to make sexy time from separate beds also? Or that part is ok in one bed?

Ummm syrup.

Awesome, great success!

It hasn't fallen on the floor, if it has and was there longer than 5 seconds then it is dirty.

Christopher Walken when he is Colonel Angus, he's very popular with the ladies! http://www.hulu.com/watch/4109

Diet Coke is sugar free.

Yes it is. 85° where I'm at.

Cork soakers was theeeee funniest evar!

fromunda hummus?

soak a cotton ball in air freshener and cram in your nose?

dog and a soda for $1.50 Yum!

The office jargon slinger, we have one of these guys, everyday all day. Dial it in, throttle back on that, get your ducks in a row, drill down, synergize, let's precon (pre construction meeting), .....etc.

Office lady who feeds her horses before coming to work, then walks in with half a road apple stuck to the bottom of her boots and stinky wet hay on her shoulders.

Yea but it also says if kids curse at their parents, the kids should be put to death.

Yea same :frown:

Do you date other people?

Kinda makes you wonder about the roommate. I mean maybe he is fed up with them..and they only stayed with you for like a week or so.

Went swimming and my man tits were bigger than some of the ladies there.

When I was in college some friends and I rented a new house, we were all moving in on the same day, one guys parents were there helping with the move. He was upstairs in his room which had a direct view of the top of the stairs. I was carrying my dresser drawer up the stairs with my porn mag collection hidden underneath…