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Like OMG totally fer sure I'm a Californian. :laugh: Currently in the I.E. Have lived in Canoga Park, Woodland Hills, San Diego, Irvine, Menifee, Temecula and Murrieta.

another rookie :laugh:

I'd like to *kitten* buy a vowel.

Rookie. *kitten* *kitten*!

County recorders office wearing jeans and t-shirts that said Bride and Groom, I wore the one that said Groom.

Did Dr. Evil steal it?

I got a groupon for a colon cleanse last week.

Steve Perry did

Is it orange? Stop eating cheetos naked sitting in a bean bag chair.

Africa hot?

Well if it doesn't work out for weight loss you can always use it for other stuff :wink:

If you take a rusty old shltbox car and paint white stripes from the front bumper to the rear bumper, does that make it a Mini Cooper or is it still a rusty old shltbox?

You're welcome :smile:

calorie counting and exercise

Try urinating on your feet, it will detoxify them.

When it's hot I like to drink ice cold beer, lots of it. Therefore the heat is making me fat.

:drinker:

Can I use Safari instead?

Ice cubes in a beer? Are you serious? Yuck!

Joined Gold's gym and got sweet talked into the personal trainer. I was just coming off a bad shoulder separation and wanted help or a tailored workout for recovery. $700. A month later the personal trainers were gone. I ask the manager and he says the personal trainers were a contract company, signed a bunch of people and…

A straw helps, cause you can fit the straw in the corner of your mouth while taking a bite.

Idahoan brand? Cause those are actually really good, well IMO.

Damn girl scouts tryin to sabotage me!

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't eff around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

A dictionary?

Sorry for your loss.... Boomtown Rats. I Don't Like Mondays.