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Beano works better for stuff like that.

Got smashed drunk at a party a co-worker had, almost everyone I worked with was there. Did I mention I was drunk. I see a pool in the backyard, run out there as I'm tearing off my clothes and jump in the pool. The party moved out back at that point. They made me put my chonies back on. Ran around that backyard jumping in…

Free range lettuce?

Don't set the bar too high. Concert tix? Spa day? Gift cards? Yea it's nice and all but then you might feel like you constantly have to one up the previous gift. Nothing wrong with a single red rose, a card, a book.....something small you remember her talking about liking or wanting that would totally shock her you…

The other inmates here at the facility.

I thought it was Killer Tomatoes, they made a movie about em years ago.

I get to keep my job.

And still people use first, last and even middle initials on here for a username......still can't figure out how the creepy stalker find you :noway: Having teenage daughters creepy dudes scare the sheeit outta me.

Running at night is perfect IMO, great nights sleep after for me.

Wear it during sexy time.

Cotton balls dipped in a bowl of Mio. It's all the rage, you'll thank me later.

I've met a few, they just don't know about it.

Swanny left his t-shirt!

He's out doing some Light House cleaning.

Yes it can survive. Was it just sex or does he have feelings for the other woman?

what's wrong with mayo?

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

ghostrider?

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OJ confesses

The snatch is one of the two olympic weightlifting events (the other being the clean and jerk)

I'd watch any of those shows over Housewives Of (insert town name)

These are my thoughts.

There is a C25K group on here, great place to ask questions. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/forums/show/47-couch-to-5k-running-program-c25k-

Perfectly safe on low. I wish all those people that lost all their possessions or even life to a fire would have just prayed. I didn't know that, until having just read it, would have prevented the fire.

Applebees

Aww jeezez, the strippers were not forced to be there....they chose to do this on their own free will $$$$$$ Women are sex objects, men are sex objects.....it's 2012 not 1950. Sex is ok even when not trying to reproduce. This commodity you speak of is the oldest profession in the world, anarchy hasn't broken out yet.