_Timmeh_ Member

I thought this was going to be about married folks scheduling sexy time.

At my gym there is a guy selling beers in the parking lot.

The Bible.

fromunda cheese?

It's a super secret sponge that goes into action as the rape is happening, it absorbs then spits back out. Of course the sponge knows when it's a legitimate rape......

OMG you win the topic :laugh:

I was thinking the same thing!

I'm about the same exact as you.

Hahaaaaaa......awesome.

Been checked for GERD? I used to, it was bad. I take a Nexium every few days. No more nauseous

Sporting the logo of my plumbing company.

Vanilla Ice?

Morning workouters or runners......do you eat before or just get up and go?

No alcohol? Eff that "diet" plan.

Zen labs for me too. Now using the C210K from them.

Cookie Monster warned me about you.

I'm alllll for saving calories for booze. :drinker: Wooooot!

Hey can you pick up my soap?

why am I getting sausage ads over here> I did search for Abe Froman earlier, might explain it.

garbage bag? rookie! I get one of those inflated sumo wrestler hallowen outfits, works more better.

white people problems :laugh:

Bacon makes me less stabby, offer more bacon related items.

Did you see the movie Elf with Will Ferrell? He lives at the North Pole where the make believe world is full of candy and sweet sugar plums and super nice people who fart candy stripped skittles. The real world is.......

Brad Pitt. I try to convince them otherwise but most insist. *please add sarcasm font when reading

So it was "Uuuumm..." ? I think that means she is pissed off. If it was "UuMm" or "uuuuuuum" or "uuuuUMMMM" she is kindly thanking you for the suggestion.

the devils lettuce?