barkin43 Member

Yup. Sounds very familiar.

Shoot! I didn't scroll down far enough for my reply.(Hangs head, kicks rocks. and shuffles away.)

You forgot about bringing him his slippers and a drink to help him relax. Also, don't burden him with complaints about your problems. He needs comfort and relaxation. This should restore harmony in your relationship. If that doesn't work, refer to my original advice.

You're gonna furnish the gun, right?

No, no! Cut off his wiener and put it on his face. Love, Lorena

Wait! You could hear how he pronounced it?? How do you do that?!

Bless your heart!:bigsmile:

I wanna know where that country boy from Texas could have been the only car on the road. I wanna move there! LOL!

ETA: Oops, sorry. Must have hit the reply button too hard and got a duplicate.

Don't get me started about this!

Well, of course the red ones are best...and..they must all be eaten in the proper order, by color.

Awww you're so sweet! Now get up and let me have your seat!

Aren't we all here for the same reason? To ask silly questions, give silly answers, and post funny gifs. I notice there is a major shortage of that last item in this thread. I don't know how so I really rely on ya'll to get 'em out there.

Seems like some of us would do well to remember that the reading of any of these threads or the taking of any advice on the forums is not mandatory.

Also, same artist--"There's a bathroom on the right" from "Bad Moon Rising." A friend insisted they were saying that instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise." Never could convince him otherwise.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mama always says, "Stoopid is as stoopid does."

Run as fast as you can from that guy you think you love more than anything! Go to university and get a diploma in a field you love and can actually make a good living in.

Where's the cheese gif to go with the whine? Oh, and some fruit and crackers would be nice, too.

bump

Fixed that for you :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Uh oh, where's that sarcasmometer!:huh:

I can bend paper clips.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway: :huh:

LOL! That's cold!

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may you be daily blessed with runners in your hose.

Right! When you leave Texas, you're just camping out! DFW area here.

Yes, but it was only after having 3 kids that I was told I was doing it wrong. You're supposed to hold the poptart firmly between your knees for best protection.

Right, and this pretty much describes Brad Pitt's character in Legends of the Fall. Moron, jerk, etc., but that girl still loved him. Is that stupid or what?

Movies that drag on, using scenery to fill up the time span. Legends of the Fall comes to mind. That movie could (and should) have been 90 minutes shorter. No, wait--it should never have been any length at all. Of course, that's just my opinion, and it pretty much goes for most "chick flix". I like movies with lots of…