_Bob_ Member

used to play Bass in a punk band way back in the day, and I play the guitar a bit, mostly sarcastic camp songs

I've got the perfect gift for an girl

when I have to go in for a UA and the lady taking the cup get's all mad when I don't wipe it of tighten the lid. then she gets all mad when I do put the lid on at all and spill it on her, it's obviously an accident, calm down!

yeah she's wrong, my wife still fits into the same jeans she wore in high school. she's 31

I feel cheated now :grumble:

I'm just here to watch the game

I was waiting for this

I say no with my mouth first and then with my finger. but it depends on who I'm saying no to

The random Biker I punched this weekend who groped the random girl that didn't want to get groped.

I was the friend zone guy too. then I learned this trick, you tell them how you really feel and some times it doesn't work out but when it does you get to be in a relationship with someone that you can chill with. been married to my best friend for almost 13 years. and yeah we've stayed friends for almost the entire time

ROFLMAO!! "her" topic is getting much more responces

If she hasn't already said it.... just break up

lovely, that's all I can think of

yeah it's no fun, I'm huge normally but I'm not a fan of my belly

roger rabbit

Hawaii has some awesome road trips. fly there and drive around

If my wife would back off my case about dating other girls I might

this and then I drown it with beer so it doesn't get too lonely in my belly

I only have 9, I really need more but I promised myself I wouldn't get more that 12 before I hit my goal weight. so I guess I can get 3 more here soon

then you'll just have to come along, and bring the rum

Just break up

Well now my day is ruined, I'm married too but that's just rude for you to turn me down because you are :grumble: