_Bob_ Member

ouch

I pretended to be this tender hearted guy that would never hurt a fly. but the truth is I have hurt many fly's. but seriously, I am sarcastic person and if there was something I didn't like I would let her know and the the teasing would start, playful teasing.

I posted this because it's funny. I broke through the friend zone once. we were best friends for a few months and totally got friend zoned early on and then one valentines day we were out to dinner and ran it to Bert (the lead singer of the used) and had dinner with him and his girl at the time. (13 years ago) I got…

It better!

My wife had this conversation with me once. I took the hint and bailed and lived with a friend and partied until she asked me to come back.

there are 3 things that can be done comb over wear a wig or just man up and shave it

this is how I picture the introduction would go in real life

But good luck on your Journey

In my mouth

my favorite way that I was dumped is when my little brother was talking to me about "this girl" he met at a party and had a great night with. yeah, he had no idea it was my girlfriend at the time so i wasn't mad at him. I stopped calling or answering her phone calls and when she finally hunted me down to see what was wrong…

you'll have to have the talk. or you could just text

I can't escape them by deleting them because they're every where. but I keep all of them so I have pics to send girls that flirt with me online.

I don't know what it is but people say I am. I don't see it, but who am I to argue.

they are all jogging in place

NOFX - Bob but my liver is still healthy somehow

jog in place, but only if you are wearing a ninja suite. Ninjas go unnoticed

Canadian accents are sexy, so are Icelandic ones and several others. but it's important to know that Canadian accents are nothing but sexy

I hear it was a good book but.....

1. Do you have any, and if so, HOW many? yes, 9 2. When did you get it/them? one when I was 22, and the 8 more over the last 2 years 3. What did you get? Tattoos ;p 4. Any regrets? that I don't have more... yet ;)

well I'm a guy so....

I'm still pushing to do better ;p