jaxdiablo

Yeah, if I would have said that I'd be an insensitivte tool... lol

My profile picture is mine. I have a bunch, and I will be sitting for an asian dragon full sleeve when I get back into town from Vegas.

It's the Green Bay Packer fan syndrome... I'm just saying... Go Bears! :-D Sorry to hear about your crappy luck with weirdos, I don't really hit on girls at the bar, I usually just sit around and talk to me friends. Lately they are walking up on me. It's a nice change. lol

Friday late night showing of Avengers 3D Imax (amazing). Saturday during the day I went to National Free Comic Book Day, got a few free books, bought a few, my friends dressed up as the cast of Serenity. Friday night I went to the after-party which had tons of folks dressed up. Ran into the girl from the weekend before,…

Ex-airborne infantry and I was a combat lifesaver. So yeah, I'm down.

*ahem* ex-army infantry here... it's not lthat we disliked marines, we just have a good natured dislike for each other. the military is a big brotherhood no matter what branch, but it's like having sibling rivalry. We may hate each other for whatever petty reasons there are (seriously, GO ARMY!), but in the end of the day…

Yeah, remember rule 34... if you don't know what it is google it...

Tonight - Hamburger Mary's for dinner and maybe a drag show depending on what time we get done. Then AVENGERS!!!! So yeah... Saturday - National Free Comic Book Day GO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COMIC STORES TOMORROW!!!! I'll potentially be dressing up as Wash from Firefly/Serenity (need to find a hawaiin shirt and two dinosaurs).…

Or lies to you about wanting something more than a one night thing and then when you make a valiant effort to get in touch with them they don't return your calls or texts. Yeah, it was a chick... I'm getting ready to give up.

Male gigolo... man she needs some... or a "rabbit".

OMG TATTOOS ARE HORRIBLE!!!! WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THAT!!!?!?!?! YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE DON'T ADD GRAFITI!!! Ok, sorry, just wanted to save someone else from saying that. ;) I've found that I keep gatorade with me or a granola bar. Sometimes like peanuts or almonds or something. Also my artist has started using…

Yeah, let's talk...

Alrighty then, I'll get in there and do it. I will have to use the smith machine because that's the closest they have to the actual "squat" rack. Guess we'll see how I do. Hopefully they are gentle. :-P lol

I work out at a small gym at my office. Anything I can do that doesn't involve the actual bench and the squat rack means I don't have to deal with the small herd of "bros". :-D

We were "The Church of Alvis" and we had a Horde Alt guild named "Pod 6". We've been in tons of games. When we played in SWG we used to make alts on other servers get the brown robes and walk around doing the Monty Python Gregorian monk thing /w macros. It was great! lol

So I went out to the bar Saturday night because my friends were performing, and I met this girl. She randomly walked up and wanted to have a cigarette (I don't smoke, but I was sitting outside /w a friend which is the only place you can smoke at this bar), and we started talking to her. My buddy was married thank…

Manx = compression shirt. Basically under armor with no sleeve to hold in your gut and make your chest look more defined. :-P It could be worn under like a dress shirt to get away with the slim crap all these heatehens wear nowadays.

Nota nota nota damn thing. At least date-wise, may be going to a bar or two, but nothing crazy.

I'll be in my corner crying black rainbows. Just ignore me... it's what you'd do anyway... :-(

What's your number? :glasses:

I'm looking for dinosaurs and a hawaiin shirt to dress up like Wash for National Free Comic Book Day.

You don't want to make her feel like she's an equal, but you don't want her to think she's less than half of what you are. I'd say 1 McChicken, and maybe a 4 piece, or 1/2 of a McChicken. Then she understands you want her to maintain her svelte figure and don't want her to fatty up. See if you can get them without mayo and…

I'm still debating Tampa, I'm not sure if I'll be in the shape to do 13 miles + all those damn obstacles. I'd like to, but I'm still hesitant. We'll see how I feel in August or September.

Thanks for the new sites folks... when I can't pay my mortgage because I bought $1000 worth of shirts I'd like someone to take up a collection for me... thanks! :-P

I make fat jokes because I learned in highschool and grade school that it was better to beat them to the punch than be the punch line. As for the jokes themselves it's usually something along the lines of - "When I die and get cremated everyone in a 5 county radius is going to take a deep breath and be like "Doughnuts?" "I…

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

I thought I responded earlier. Guess I can't hit the button right. (yes, that's a bad sexual innuendo) Went out Friday, met a girl, got girls number, gave girl my number, she told me to text her the next day, ended the night /w a hug, texted the next day, no response. We had a bunch in common. *sigh* Messaged a girl on…

But they could be LEGEN... Wait for it... DARY! Figure I'll give my answer as well. There was a point in my life where I slept with any woman who would say yes. My wife had cheated on me, we had split, and I felt like my manhood was in question, so I felt the need to prove that I was a man. I hope a woman doesn't ask me,…

So I talked to a girl at the bar on Friday. Even exchanged numbers, she made a big deal about me texting her the next day to help her get her mind off of being at work for so long... She never responded to my texts.

That damn picture is going to be the bane of my existance. I work with a local vaudeville/burlesque troupe. They are friends of mine who are performers. lol If I really had gorgeous girls like that on my arm already I'd give up on this weight loss and just be a P.I.M.P. lol