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I'm sure there are more naughty listers here!!!!

Hey girl!!! All naughties welcome

My mom knew finger spelling and made us use it at the kitchen table instead of talking with mouths full. I spun that into learning it for fun and knowing more about my community because I live in the Deaf capital of the US. I went to college for the deaf for grad school and have been teaching ASL as a second language for…

same!!

unfricken believable!!! Amazing job you've done and I'm sure you wife and family thank you because you will be there for them and you've set an amazing example for them!

Suz for starting this the BEST line EVER!! I know "milk does a body good." But, DAMN girl, how much did you drink!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA

@Spiros Did your dad own a juice company because you're VERYFINE!

I'd like to say I get it, but the raging hornball that I am, I don't get it!

That snow suit is great.. I bet it would look really nice on the floor next to my bed.

that's my favorite! I actually have used itand it worked like a charm. Then again I'm quite the flirt and picking guys up is second nature- The hilarity of pickup lines is just icing on the cake... Speaking of which... I love icing Matt, want to be my cake so I can lick off the frosting?

I prefer putting a little F* between U and I :) hahahah Thanks for the pick up!!!

I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped- Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

very cute :)

Matt: Are you from Mars? Because your eyes are out of this world! (eyes are exchangeable for other body parts ;) )

10 of me in the united states!!! Lots and Lots with the first name Stacey, rather uncommon last name. I think ten is the absolute limit of how many of ME could be handled!

males? 10.

pretty much what ever guy thinks! so here's what you do- text him "you in?" and he'll say "in what?" and you say " come find out!" I'm sure he'll be at your place before you've even lit the lava lamp and turned on Barry White.. What? isn't that what everyone does right before they get freaky?!

I"m down 35 lbs and although I post the pics for inspiration for others, they're more for me. In fact, today I wore a shirt that I bought and had in my closet for two years, why? Because I didn't like how my arms looked in it. Looking at my pics I have lost the arm that looked like the "turkey leg from the renaissance…

Holy BLEEEPPPP!!! wonderful job you and your wife have done to be there for your son!!!!!!! Congrats.

Amazing success for both of you- Congratulations!

How do you define a soulmate? I don't know.. Let me try...... 6'2" 200lb JACKED I can wash my laundry on his six or 8 pack of abs, and he does all my housework in an apron and tight boxer/briefs. :) Kidding of course! Turn offs- Smoking, excessive complaints, negativity towards others who are different. Turn ons- Check out…

Thanks :) It's actually about 20 lbs ago!

jen I can only see your opener but you look beautiful in your dress~~~ :) :) hugs.

THANK YOU!!! THat is a new thing for me- DIdn't now I was until recently.. Or didn't believe it. :) Rock on Elez

eleZ you're gorgeous, but I love the 1950's pic too!!! :)

I love redheaded women, and red/brown haired men- Dark eye lashes and eyebrows are the kicker for me, but my boyfriend is a redhead going bald, so he shaves it :)

people in school today (work) were making lots of comments- Now, I didn't wear the black dress to work, but i have recently bought smaller clothes- three sizes down since October. Stacey

Congratulations!! AMazing job! 17dd? means what? Keep up the good work your heart and health thank you for it

HAHAHAH they blurred ****'s Sporting goods! D-I-C-K's Sporting goods has bear spray!

Some hottie comes running up to me while I'm flailing around trying to 'run' I'd most definitely need protection, because he's in good shape so we know i'm going to bang him, but he's also trying to get with a girl who's flailing around like a nutso, giving herself black eyes with her big tits- so he's crazy, you dont'…