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Likely story. But I'll do anything for abuelita too.
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POTO! I love a possessive man with no redeemable qualities. Also, if you know all the lyrics to Cats but have never seen it, this is acceptable too.
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good taste in musicals.
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fat cats. Not the idiom.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFAoiMz3pcU
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The skeptical number that the scale displays the first time you step on it, and the confirmation that you're still a fatty bo batty on the second try.
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I have an orange cat named Cheddar who inspired me to give up cheese and join MFP.
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Curb your enthusiasm Insecure The Great British Baking Show
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Where did this cleavage come from?
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Hahaha thanks Ash! I love it. I think it's really spot on.
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lascivious
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No Udon soup or Ramen?
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Be my lunch.
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Human carpaccio.
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I do this all the time. Then I think of how good I'd be at having no arms and shudder.
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youtube.com/watch?v=sZdbNMDH8hc
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fat necrosis
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My daily dietary crime has become a pumpkin spice chai latte.
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Woah, you captured @Will_Run_4_Food quite well.
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plastic.
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Rosemary's baby.
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1. I've done this at work with a phone and been walked in on by supervisor. 2. While pants were still down, I made threatening eye contact with her and closed the door. 3. I won't look her in the eyes anymore.
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feeble
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It's an endearing contrast fer sure.
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Broad shoulders, dark hair, good taste in music and an adorable snaggle tooth.
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reincarnated
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Omg seriously, I'd gain and re-lose 100 lbs again to try that.
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You can fool them, but you're not fooling me
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I'm low key grateful for the upcoming Jumanji sequel this Christmas.
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Years ago, I lost my virginity to someone I met on MFP.