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Oh, I forgot to include this... I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!

You seriously want to have a baby, get used to being in it alone right now. My husband promised me he would quit drinking and smoking while I was pregnant and he would rub my feet once a week. Guess how many of those things he did for me while I was pregnant... Maybe the smell of alcohol will make you sick (like it did me)…

I had the same reaction, although, it wasn't my tongue.

It'll all catch up to you one day so enjoy it while you can. I don't look my age and the last couple of men in my life have been 5 - 8 yrs younger than me but as I slide through my 40's, at some point, I will stop getting carded and people will know I'm my daughter's mother, not her sister. Bask in the glow of young lovin.…

40 yard dash? Warrior Dash? No, I know, Run for Your Life!

Because they haven't paid the friend fee.

Wake them up? That's about all it takes to get my 3 yr old bouncing off the walls.

the divorce decree...

**takes a bow** Thank you, thank you very much.

I know have an excuse for my excessive drinking and slutty behavior...it's because of my tattoos. I am no longer to be held responsible for my actions, it's the tattoo artists fault! Drinks on me...literally :drinker:

They give the cows hormones that will make you bulky, get facial hair AND your voice will drop several octaves. It's been medically proven.

If he was, that could have been kinda hot!

I sent flowers to a boyfriend at work (back in the day) and he got "weird" about it...getting **** from co-workers. My guess he felt immasculated but we were 20 at the time. A grown man will appreciate the gesture and thank you physically :smooched:

I'm an only child and I always wished I had siblings. My upbringing was rough and it would have been nice to have allies. Now, my mother is sick and I'm the only one she has. It would be nice to have someone to share this with. I had 3 kids because I never wanted my child to grow up alone and feel the way I did.

You also forgot about whether a man prefers carpet or hardwood flooring. These are important questions in the "journey" to lose weight...

And the anniversary of the Columbine massacre. Maybe everyone should just do bong hits and be happy!

This is about ME! Stop using my thread to hit on each other....at the very least, hit on ME! :grumble:

I cried when I got my first stretch marks. Baby one...they went to just below my navel. Baby two...they went to just over my navel. Baby 3...no real new ones. After gallbladder surgery and paraesophogial hernia surgery, my stomach looks like a road map. Wish I could get back to just having stretchmarks. :sad:

Thank you for giving me a mental picture of the "Fireman's Sausage Fest". I will happily sit at my desk thinking about it for the rest of the day...

fixed it for you!

Please explain how my thread regarding having a crush on someone turned into ignorant attacking and calling names. This thread is about LOVE!

But what if I lose a good friend. We live 2 States apart but we're within train distance. We've spent hours talking and I'm afraid he looks at me like a good friend but not the girl for him.

Its true. We talk and text but I'm kinda shy and I really like him and dont wanna risk our friendship.

I can help you with that...

How exactly do you "milk" a beaver for his anal juice? I would not want to take on an angry beaver!

You give up your body to an alien for 9 months, go through extreme pain and then hear them cry for the first time and realize your life was nothing before this. You get pooped on, peed on, puked on, woken up all hours of the night, worried half to death over fevers, check to make sure they are breathing when they are…

Maybe he's quiet because his brain has bounced off of his skull so much, he's lost the ability to make sound.

edited to remove *****y comment. I just wish everyone could get along. If you don't like what someone is saying in a thread, ignore it...

1. Lisa 258 up, 56 down A trustworthy, great friend. Very hot and good looking. Boys are too scared to talk to her because they are worried what she will think of them. She is very funny and She Cares about others. Once you get to know her you will love her!!! Guy: OMG! i spoke to Lisa today! Other Guy: :O lucky you. Guy:…

Naked, first thing in the morning, after I've peed. Gotta get the lowest weight possible before gravity kicks in...