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I advocate drinking booze as often as possible. It makes everything better...until I wake up the next morning...which is why I have to start drinking again. It's really a vicious cycle!
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There's an app for that...
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You deleted your friends because you don't want to support them, but you posted a topic telling everyone on MFP that you don't want to have friends or support people?! :huh: I'm very confused!
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Damn, tricked again by the title...:grumble: **kicks rocks** People need to stop titillating me with suggestive titles!:mad:
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If you trimmed your bush more often, it wouldn't be such a strenuous workout. I mean bushes.
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HA! My dog gets pissed off if you don't pay attention to it and pees and poops on the floor in front of you or tears the trash out. He's the biggest brat on the planet!
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You show a cat ONCE where to poop and they poop there. You show a dog and they eat it...
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You've met my family...couldn't be much worse.
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No, really, see a physician.
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My name is Mom and I'm addicted to gay animal pron.
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That is awesome! I wish we got paid that way!!
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While I agree with most of what you said, I do have a counterargument to our life experiences creating our personality. I've had three children and they all have completely different personalities. They were who they were when they were born. One has always been stubborn and whiny, from the time she was 6 months old.…
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That must have been a classy wedding...
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Not cheap ($40-$60) but well worth it... Shock Absorber Women's Extreme Support Sports Bra Top I bought mine at Amazon and I'm a 40F!
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There's my twinsie!
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"So gather round friends for the mush fest. *throws squeez-y hugs and sloppy kisses* " {{throws on raincoat and moves in for the slopfest}} I :heart: you hard Suze!!
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Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!! :love:
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Life without cheese is just not worth living.
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I feel the same way...about me :love:
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Me either Thomas. And I thought you all really loved me :cry:
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EXACTLY this^^^ I have two children with a POS ex husband who was ordered to pay $20 f***ing dollars a week child support for two kids cuz he's a loser and he still can't pay it. He doesn't work and he doesn't file taxes so I'm screwed and I still thought this was hilarious! Get your bunched up panties outta your butts and…
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McDonalds Pineapple The use of humor on a fitness site
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I try to keep my list small but it has a mind of it's own and grows all by itself sometimes. If someone doesn't interact and doesn't get my sense of humor, I'll cut them. Sometimes, they cut me which drives me insane but at the same time, I get it. I'm an aquired taste.
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LMAO! You do look like Doogie ;D
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So it's like having an almond joy in your coffee?! That sounds amazing!!
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24 oz Wawa Columbian coffee with 5 splendas, a shot of skim milk and a shot of hazelnut creamer. Yummmmm!!!
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steak quesadillas loaded with steak and cheese and tons of sour cream and guacamole. Mmmmm...I think I just had a foodgasm.
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I don't have a lady doctor. All my doctors are men.
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I'm so sorry you have to go through this. I know as a mother, you would take this disease x 10000000 just so he didn't have a twinge of pain. My heart goes out to you and your family. I will definately keep you in my thoughts and send all the happy vibes I have in me to you!!
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There's still penetration, just not the "traditional" kind...