lorac321 Member

Me too. I'm still there... Whew!

Tank & men's boxers... he's going to work for it! Really though we have 2 dogs who often want out in the middle of the night; I'm too lazy to close the blinds. The neighbors get enough of a show as I'm getting ready for work.

Peanut butter & Jelly sandwich with Cheetos on it. I'll even use sandwich thins.

I want this not only on MFP but on the signature line of all my emails!

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction (thank God it's Wednesday and we are all here)

The Bible is the world's best selling book, it is also the world's most shoplifted book. A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second. All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job.

It's okay as long as you drank your water. Remember, coffee, tee and diet soda all count as water...

This... totally this...

My charming personality.

I'd be hanging out with Shannon checking out the cabana boys.

This would be the case where you need it more than me.

Back in the day when I ate real pudding someone would steal it out of my lunch. A couple months ago at work an email went out about taking other people's food. Apparently someone ate someone else's home cooked meal... on accident. Really? Like two people had the exact same dinner and used the exact same tupperware...

Things You Want to Say At the Office But Can't This isn't an office, it's hell with florescent lighting. I can see your point, but still think you're full of crap. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never. Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to…

I about spit water on my monitor!:laugh:

Not true, but then again maybe... Since MFP I have girl crushes....

I'm naughty so I guess I'm out...

I still sleep with a teddy bear.

I read on the internet (so it must be true) that you have to have your heart rate up for 30 minutes to log the calories burned. That totally leaves me out! :frown:

Was this directed at me??? LOL - yes I'm in groups (many with you)... I forget about them. *** goes the corner***

What does her status say?

And I'll use my saggy boobs. If my husband EVER said anything like to me he wouldn't have to worry about sex, he'd need to be worried about what is in his dinner...

He always puts me first and I always feel safe with him.

You are too nice. They would have been scraping her butt of the side of the pool after the second time she touched me.

My husband probably waited a year. I fart more than he does but I blame the dogs; they don't think it's funny.

The woman's murder club series by James Patterson. Currently on book 7!

You're making some real progress; can really see the differnce in your face! Keep it up. Congrats on the baby!

You put in a lot of work and deserve it. AWESOME!

I've never had it... Not even sure what I would put it on.

I live in Alaska, Sarah Palin is around a lot. She used to be pretty down home and awesome until she ran for VP... I'd like to meet Clint Eastwood.

I love my MIL! I have to say when they come for three weeks it is a little long but I do cherish the time I get to spend with her. My ex MIL - not so much!