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I put mustard on mashed potatoes. I eat a slice of pizza top to bottom, not front to back (i gnaw off the toppings....well....did. darn gluten allergy.) I dunk peanutbutter in soymilk. I put vinegar based hot sauce in my chicken and dumplings. I salt my coffee. I eat squirrel, opossum, and raccoon. The only way ill eat…

This. My eggs are about $0.37/dozen (love my chickens!). My husband and i can eat breakfast for an entire week for under $6. Then again, i bake our bread, grow our produce, etc.

It tastes like chalk and the dying dreams of small children.

Men can be a little "duh" sometimes (discovered i have a gluten intolerance-hubby wants to go to olive garden). Explain again to him why youre doing this. Find some other activities yall can do together (hubby and i go hunting). Also, goals are great, but dont make yourself miserable. Youll never maintain it if you get the…

Be realistic-i had thin legs and arms, size 00. I was also anorexic and ended up damaging my heart. I had to face facts-i am 4'8", with stocky genes. I could either eat <500 calories a day and run for hours to maintain my wraith like frame... Or i could eat, realize a solid size 7 beats a frail 00 any day, and tell anyone…

Yep. Caught it in a trap by my chicken pen. Tanning the hide as i type, and wont waste the meat. :) tough+gamey=chili.

Oh no. I flip $#!+ that moment. I dont use "go ahead" passive aggressive tactics. I tell my hubs, "i f****** dare you. See if i dont change the locks."

My eggs cost the time it takes to walk to my chicken coop. I got sick of paying $3+ for a dozen. Eta-feed here runs me $26/month for 41 chickens. 38 are hens. Even on a bad day, i can bank on a dozen eggs.

For me, "heavy" is any weight i can only successfully lift for 3-4 reps. If i can reach 5 reps, it's time to add weight.

Dogs, trucks, weights, cupcakes, coffee mugs, and bacon slices.

Also, i dont even have a dr. I make my own cough drops-its that bad. ve lived with this for months now, so if gluten free doesnt solveit, i just go back and reread my food journal to see what was common on flare days :)

Im definately not expecting exactly the same red velvet cake ive had my whole life, lke i never expected soymilk to taste like 2%. I just dont want to be disappointed (like the time i made banana egg pancakes. Eew.)

Maybe if i just sub in half where bread flour is needed? Surely, with all the gluten free bakeries appearing, there would be info somewhere? (Im looking up bakeries to call, since the internet is still sadly underwhelming on things like this when you need an answer yesterday)

Without going into *ahem* politics, i find myself one of the people who cannot afford getting tested. I couldnt even go if my arm were severed, id just have to break out a sewing kit. >.<

You have nice boobs, but alas i do not get those messages. Im a 32B, and usually in a sports bra. I get messages about my *kitten*. Couldnt have it all-it would be unfair to have boobs and a butt you can serve drinks off of.

Also? Im starting this during the holidays, so i need a pie crust recipe that is pie shell, not graham cracker. In a fun twist, my cousin is prediabetic so im making all of my gluten free foods with stevia. Because southern families are not goingto alter recipes for two people, lmao

I do a few vinyasas and fast forward to the balance portion. Or skip it. Because it sucks.

Makes me glad i work at home! The only food offered here is in my garden.

Cold weather=gumbo, chicken and dumplings, chili, stew, hot cocoa, pot pies. Holiday season=pecan pralines, cherry nut bread, pmpkin cream cheese loaf, banana nut bread, fudge, divinity, peppermint bark, and pie -all homemade. I embrace the weight i gain this time of year, bevause it means my family is full of some damn…

5 good eating days, 1 big eating day, 1 "got too busy to eat" day 4 HIIT days, no lifting due to schedule 3 days off. Down 1.2lbs and 0.7% bodyfat Average daily cals: 1655 Average daily fat intake: 72g Average daily carb intake: 126g Average daily protein intake: 144g Busy week, lots of running the roads. This week should…

Pitty mixes are universally tolerant and withstand a lot of kid abuse (my niece would grab my pits lips to pull herself to standing before we could react-Rogue always smooched her at the top). But really-tge most unidentifiable mutts are usually the healthiest.

If your first meal is 2pm...its still breakfast ;)

Make family meals and snacks that are healthy for everyone. Dont single her out. My mom was a healthy weight and my aunt was slim. My grandma used to ask loudly, "Where is your husky child section? You know-for chubby kids?" If my mom didnt eat, there were comments made. If she ate, grandma would call her friends and…

This week: Get enough potassium (damn you calf cramps!) Drink more water.

Me too....if i eat WAY more than my TDEE.

Plain cheeeecake

There isnt a single parent that would tell you it was a mistake to have kids-thats too taboo. Personally? I hate the buggers and only want yo deal with the kids in my life i can give back when i want to duct tape their stupid little mouths shut. Ahem. Im too self centered to be held responsible for a tiny person.

Its free, anyone can be a coach. They bombard you with suggestions to buy xyz because its all theyre qualified to do. For example-i finished insanity and was invited to be a coach. No prior experience. No health knowledge.

I can safely hit 206bpm because i have a cardiac arrhythmia. Its 100% effort, and at a moderate pace i hang around 193.

I have 53 animals on my property to feed and water. Getting up isnt an option-my dogs alone would mutiny.