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Now we know what Eminem likes. Funny, I always thought it would be something more like this:

... Are you trolling me right now? I'm not talking about different types of fat (trans vs saturated vs etc.) I mean a direct comparison... Let's change the wording so that you can answer it properly. It sounds like you would argue that 6 grams of protein in Food A are worse than 6 grams of protein in Food B. It sounds like…

This has gone on too long for there not to be both chocolate and bacon entries.

This one is ... uh... just right.

Oh, well... if everyone just *knows* then I guess that's sound reasoning. I didn't know it was like that. What are you even saying? All food is just macro nutrients, micro nutrients, and calories. Am I correct in guessing that you think the axiomatic components of food are different from one variety of food to another? It…

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Lol... That's great.

Just gonna set this right here...

So glad someone said it.

/melt You are definitely not the only one. He gets me all wound up every time. Especially when he plays a guy who's right on the border of good and evil.

Snitches get stitches.

Ruuuuuuuuuuuush! Just kidding. Seriously, though--I share this crush with you. Watching 28 Weeks Later always makes me feel funny as a result.

Let me preface this by saying I've skimmed the comments but I didn't read the article. Honestly, my first impression seeing this picture and reading the caption, I took a different interpretation than most, I guess. Instead of reading it as "What's your excuse?" and inferring something along the lines of "Excuses…

Ok, I guess we're just going to wade into this. There are no bad foods. There are carbohydrates, proteins, and fats. Many foods have varying levels of these three macro nutrients, as well as any number of sundry micro nutrients. These are available in a wide range of calorie options. I think it's ridiculous to demonize…

I know when I talk about my buddy, this is who I'm usually envisioning in my mind...

With that attitude, I'd say she's probably going through chia-withdrawals.

Yep. I definitely get more attention now than I ever did when I was younger and heavier... Of course, now I'm much more invested in my appearance, so that has definitely made a difference. I have just awful skin (acne, redness); now I wear makeup and that covers most of what I consider to be "the damage." I used to wear…

Watermelon-ception...

My friend grew a watermelon in his stomach after accidentally swallowing a seed. My other friends and I had to shrink down and go inside of him (through the nose, you guys) to get it out. Unfortunately, once we found it my cousin was trying to actively cultivate it! It had even started to sprout! We had to tickle his…

Only if it's this doctor...

True story.

Since you're unwilling (or unable) to elaborate, here's a gif, which I feel adequately represents where this conversation is going. Good day.

Because it's the food's fault if you overindulge in something... Mmm hmm.

It's a gift and a curse, I'm sure. Especially here...

Where's the science?! /outrage

That moment when you forget how to operate a sandwich

It was the burgers. We were always told that they weren't sandwiches--you know, because they don't have the exact same name. So we ate them: never too often, maybe once every couple weeks or so. Looking back now, I can't believe I didn't see it. I mean, we'd finish dinner or a barbecue only to feel satiated. It seemed…

Brainy! I demand that you tell me where I can go to commit suicide with whatever up pictured above. Die with dignity, and all that.