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During dinner? Was that it?

Purposely leaves out verbs to confuse people.

Could never come up an interesting anagram for racecar.

It was probably another doppelgänger of mine... but that's also hysterical.

I'm currently making banana chocolate chip muffins, lemon cranberry muffins, and I also found bubble wrap to pop in between, so I have that going for me.

Never kissed a donut before... I mean I've eaten them and licked them off of my fingers, but never kissed.

Can I be the thimble? @xzsharp

I hope he took my suggestion and got rid of the sharp objects...

Crushed like an eggshell.

Well, I have Monopoly, but I tend to make people cry while playing that... so we should just stick to Tic Tac Toe, or Hang Man,

I'm not sure what I hate you more for; the sun, the mug, or the beard...

Hey! I have screws in my skull. We can be #screwmates.

Welcome to my home. Would you like to play a game?

@Rule5pt5

Toad: croak.

You're forgiven. I understand when hangry strikes.

I'm still mad that she ate my pen.

Like a pistachio? I love pistachios. Pistachio.

Funny story, so I took my husbands new truck out for a drive once because I needed the bed for a freshly cooked turkey incase it would make a mess. I was delivering it to some farmers who were in the middle of combining, and I seen lights flash behind me. Low and behold, it was the police, but thankfully it was just my…

Your roots are showing... Lighter, my honest guess.

@me. I bet she's a hoot.

@Nitroalley2

Why would you? Weight loss isn't formed in magic pills... I found some loose change in them once, though. Have you found anything with "Spice Girls"? I crushed them hard when I was 9... maybe 10.

Chevrolet, even! Dodges are pretty cool too. Also, 66 Cobras.

Double that for the intensely gratifying eyes.

I dunno, she looks like a biter.

She turned me down when I proposed to her.. it's not a good day for me.

I knew you could do it. ;)

Lots of no's flying around here... makes me sad. :'(