windycitycupcake Member

pregnant is pregnant. can't move as fast when you're pregnant

this dating thread just got more interesting. now someone start a new thread called what to do in a zombie apocalypse lol

no time to reproduce, getting a woman pregnant does not help her chances of survival

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nice!

lol awesome that i come off as a hipster

welcome to mfp. it was very brave of you to post that and you are going to do great!! be proud of yourself for taking the first step! make sure you log everything and don't cheat with logging, ask for help when you need it, and watch your calorie intake...you will lose weight! this time next year you will be posting in…

@stormsusmc no

@ninjajenna probably. she looks no bull**** and like she could toss me around some. mainly i'd just want her on my team if there was a zombie apocalypse LOL

freezer sofrito i love it!

va va voom!!!

are you actually asking mfp what you should ask your prostitute when he comes over for his weekly visit next week? why are you worrying about asking questions anyway? that's not what you're paying for is it? do you really have absolutely nothing to say to a person that you would question the people here what kind of small…

i like ben and jerry's red velvet cake, cherry garcia and chubby hubby. however i am very lactose intolerant and ice cream makes me really sick and bloated. that being said, my favorite ice cream is "soy delicious" green tea flavor. it's out of control! the weirdest ice cream i've ever had was chocolate garlic and it was…

haha all hail the queen! you are so going to RULE in high school next year

you found it interesting because it allowed you an opportunity to make yourself seem superior and that is why you are a douchenozzle

too much go-go juice in your eyes

what happened to your eyes?

yikes

douchenozzle

DRUNK

^^well said. i like it.

ok cool, cool point, cool talking to you nozz

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cool. you're still a douchenozzle. sorry.

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oh wait! i think understand what is going on here. you accidentally joined the wrong mfp..this is the mfp for adults with the intelligence of second graders. wow this must be so frustrating for you!! my advice is to leave immediately, delete your account and find the correct mfp, the one for pretentious douchenozzles. bye!

ew i know i saw that and couldn't believe it...it's like college stoner food