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That moment when I set out to troll a certain number of people and offend them in some form of way. Only to realize I've doubled my number. HOOOOO-RRRRAAAAHHHHHH!

This scares me

Unless you have a different Polar FT4 than me, then it's NOT made for swimming. It's water resistant, not water proof. Perhaps try changing the battery to see if that helps. Otherwise, I say it's pretty much done for.

Results may vary. I followed Turbo Jam's plan for 2 months. I've gained 2 inches in my waist and gained 4lbs. Muscle? Water? Some invisible man standing on my scale? Not sure, but all I know is, after two months and no visible signs of improvement it wasn't worth my money.

Lol thanks :D My work on this thread is done!

Stop lying. This won't happen. I won't grow 5 inches, get lighter skin, grow longer hair, and have the body of a super model (or porn star...). So keep your lies to yourself lady.

Must be SOOOOOOO hard being beautiful. I can feel her pain

This...

I think you upset the real bikers :laugh: you know, the one's I spray with my windshield washer fluid

bahahahahahaha

If you did that then you need to get a pizza

Jillian Michael Vanilla protein powder...gross gross gross

Neither

I told my boyfriend two guys at the gym spoke to me yesterday and he said "Next time that happens jusy say I GOT A MAN! and include a neck roll". By the way he thinks, I know he wasn't kidding. He gets jealous. If a guy speaks to me and I speak back I can see in his eyes that he's having a mental break down.

Depends on the man...saw a guy in a kilt when I went to visit my boyfriend. I thought they were trip pants from hot topic :laugh:

I don't listen to any advice, whether from MFP friends or others. I already know my daily diet of BK and McDonald's won't get me to where I want to be, but I can't cook, we have no power, and easy meals are....well, easy. Maybe one day I'll turn into one of those annoying clean eaters that deny everything holy (birthday…

Forage? In my hood? I'd rather go to an all you can eat buffet and eat EVERYTHING

Have no idea what cable fly is, and I don't even do squats (unless it's in Zumba). Leg Press: 40lbs Leg Curl: ^^^ Pec Fly: 20-30lbs Bicep Curls: 20lbs Chest Press: 25lbs Adductor/Abductor: 25-35lbs Leg Extension: 30lbs

I was going to ask was your CAPS key broken:laugh: But I agree with Ash up there...rack weights then walk out. Then again, I can't lift 45lb plates to even rack on a barbell...:bigsmile:

We don't have those in Arkansas :sad:

Hello Fitness Goddess, What should I have for breakfast? NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

I don't remember owning a scale until 6 months ago...

Yeah that's pretty much the kanji I showed the guy who did my tat. I had a necklace with the same kanji. But like I said nit sure if it actually looks like that. My boyfriend thinks it says soy sauce :laugh:

Your avatar scares me D:

I have one, it's Japanese and means LOVE. Or at least I hope they used the right character :laugh: It's on my lower back so I never see it. In fact I forget it's there. Either way I plan on getting another, don't care what it means. It could be a bunny riding a bicycle for all I care.

Zumba, it's the only way I'll ever do any form of a squat.

now i see a monkey

Oh ha very original...you must've thought of that all day.