jdploki70

Don't drink and Limbo? Cause really, I can't think of another time when I would limbo

It's either 2-3 oz of scotch, whiskey, vodka, or rum (notice the or) in a coke zero. Two or three of those and I am good to go. For beer, it's only stouts, but two of them usually does the trick.

According to my wife, boobs aren't all they are cracked up to be. I think she's lying, though

Of course you will look like a female model, for the "full figured" lingerie ads, but hey, still a model... And broken food doesn't count for calories because all the calories leaked out.

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Guessing then that you haven't played the RPG or the console games either...

Honestly, I have a hard time eating at fast food places since I worked in them as a teenager. And I worked in a McDonald's on a military base, where we had to pass through four different health inspectors (state, federal, Navy, and Marines). Still, after cleaning out the grease traps every night and going home smelling…

Forrest Gump it...run. I used a stationary bike to keep the tone, but lose the flab. All the dead lifts and leg press exercises are going to build beyond what you are likely working towards.

I keep getting Irish...no one in my family is Irish, we are all Scandinavia. The red hair throws them. Stupid stereotypes.

I don't read the poems...Probably why I enjoyed the books so much. come to think of it, I should read the trilogy again. I try to get my wife to watch all the movies in one sitting, but she can't sit still for that long...

U-dub Huskies. At least they are improving :D Course, when you go 0-14, there is nowhere to go but up

I think you misunderstood me. If a red head (real red, not bottled, not sort of auburn, but really red) marries a real red head, they will have red headed children. I've been having this argument for 30+ years since my grandmother disowned me for being "not her progeny" due to red hair, so by all means, show me the punnet…

Best pick up line ever in the history of history. You walk up to a girl, any girl that doesn't have a guy with her, and say "hi". Things usually progress from there...

I try to eat a minimum of 1200, which means snacking at the end of day at times to make it up. And I don't eat back my burn calories. Usually on workout days I will burn about 600 or so, and net about 1000.

Completely untrue, by the way. Red hair is a double recessive. Which means that the last person in either family that had red hair could be many generations in the past, but you can still get a baby with red hair. Ain't genetics a wonderful crap shoot? On the other hand, if I have a child with a red haired woman, it will…

There are two things at work here. There is natural selection, which is simply your ability to survive long enough to procreate. This has absolutely nothing to do with finding a mate, it just means that you are unlikely to, say, die of a horrible disease or starve to death because your food supply is gone. In the human…

See, I get the same response...women, just no pleasing them

Been a Chargers fan since Dan Fouts and Air Coryell. Even a fan through Ryan Leaf...now that's dedication for you.

An old coworker of mine: "You have lost too much weight" Me: "Proof positive of the conservation of mass, I see now where it all went" (he had gained a lot of weight since I worked with him)

But, I like the old boobs...I don't want new boobs

Once or twice, yeah. I have to physically remove myself from the kitchen. I usually refer to it as grazing. I'd grab something quick and ridiculously low cal, like a veggie or an orange or something, head off to another room and eat there.

On the plus side, what I lack in youth and energy I more than make up for in willpower and maturity. It balances out.

Yeah, not going to happen. And if it did, I would go down as one of the stupidest men in all of history, including Darwin Award winners. I'm not shallow enough to build a marriage on my self image

Okay, my wife of 11 years has told me repeated that she was more attracted to the fat me, the one that weighed 275 lbs. She says repeated that I shouldn't have lost the weight, and that she wants me to gain it back. Should I dump her? Honestly? She's even gone so far as to point out old pictures and say how much more she…

You know, if my wife ditched me for every dumb thing I said, I wouldn't have made it past the first week. Politely, but firmly, point out to him that the way he approached the subject was wrong in the first place. Never, ever, ever comment on a woman's weight. Just not done. Not unless you like being single. And for all…

I've learned over the years that pointing out what someone is depriving themselves of is not the best way to support them. By the same token, when my friends look at what I eat over at their place, they ask if I can eat something not because they are telling me what to do but because they don't want to ruin my efforts with…

*insert long diatribe here* (So I don't inflict my opinions and experiences on others) Summation: Everyone, in every way, is different. It doesn't matter if they are your identical twin and share exactly the same DNA, they are still different. Rubber stamping people who are going through a tough time as it is and telling…

This comment confuses me... [/quote] I colored my hair red for years. Better? [/quote]As a red head, yes, yes it is :D

This comment confuses me...

Congratulations. You've lost a person!!! And you passed the halfway point. Milestone x2