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How do you care least without turning into a rather ironic and self destructive being though?

lol, there's us moaning for years and years and years we want men that take care of themselves, that can have a conversation without drooling over your breasts and are taking interest in what is being said... along comes the Metrosexual and suddenly we realise we want rough tough manbeast dragging us into a cave and having…

I do not like the usual burger and fries anyway, but I am always totally grossed out by Fat Families, You eat what you are and Super skinny versus super size

And this would be so me. I am not saying he doesn;t deserve trhe space, he's a good guy, just didn't pan out in any way. But I am feeling like he would have been the right guy and I cannot get over it. I find myself comparing others to that specific one. I know eventually, hopefully I will just get over it and on with…

I'll be careful with what I eat and I am planning on going on lots of walks, but other than that? No - I will enjoy christmas

lol, probably Stanislav Ianevski, he's so easy on the eye... close second? Vin Diesel... or hey, Dwayne Johnson... anyone else seeing a pattern lol

Pits has very sexy shoulders ^^

Whatever... Gerard Butler looked yummy ^^ and he has no character and money and a body and... oh hang on getting sidetracked lol ^^ But yeah, back to topic... 300 look is good

hahahahaha .... no comment

awh... I forgot the sports bra the other day and of course had only the one that makes a nice cleavage but doesn't give too much of support. Useless to say the guy on the crosstrainer opposite was intensily staring... wasn't exactly embarassed, more annoyed with myself. So anyway, Phoenix, I am sharing the pain. There were…

Surrey, Uk and it's quite windy outside.... alrhough it's been worse lately... oh and a tuny bit nippy....

lol NEXT... anyway, there's no guarantee, you can have someone asking for a second date several times on a first and it still never plays out...

Out your boot up your brothers back side... what a git :/ and yes, it is obvious that you have lost weight only from looking at your pics, so don;t let it get you down

Yupp, same for me. I have a pic of a pancake, basically someone else made it for me then tagged me in it lol. I have tons of pics of the fur babies, I have at least 6 sunset pics as I went out hiking the other day and the view was pretty amazing, also one from the summer party at a friends place. I change my profile pic at…

Change their profile picture more than once a month: 5 points For every picture of a pet: 8 points (possible times 10 I have a whole album of me dog - but then only accessable to friends) Said the word "yum" in a status update: 10 points Posted a picture of a sunset: 15 points Posted their opinion on gay marriage, no…

lolz

In my old gym there was this little manimal.... always working hard on the weights - I often ended upo being the only girl down there and in general it was quite cute cause the guys were always in best behaviour. But the particular one had the habbit to more or less circle me in the gym... and yes that sounds creepy but…

"Hi ya, do you have a Christmas tree? Cause I have the artificial one from the flat in the loft if you want it? x" To which my reply was: Have one thanks my dear - bought one last year x

I grew up under the russian regime, we were so poor... we could not afford middle names ....

I am 5'10 and weigh in at 243.5lbs. Ideally I want to get down to 176lbs. I doubt I will be able to go any lower, I've looked fragile and ill when I was 162lbs lol...

lolz, just watched it ^^

Lol see, that's what I like about my GYm. They don;t send in the pizza, they send me an email if I haven't been around for a while. Asking if all is okay? If I am lacking maybe motivation and want to have a session with one of the PT's to get back onto the waggon ... lol

I am guessing momo 40

John Lewis xmas advert/..... it's just soooooooo cute ^^

With Steak... medium. Raw is disgusting ^^ You can as well just go and fork&knife a cow to death on the field .... well done on the other hand... tastes a bit like... rubber

I am the computer nerd at work ^^ (even though I personally think I have no clue ). Other than that? Randomly slipping into quoting Yorgi (the evil guy in xXx), Viktor Krum, Gandalf the Gray.... and so on, often when it is totally unsuitable and no one knows what I am talking about lol

Uhm, I've got crossed of the list a couple of years agao... Santa is to afraid to see me these days ^^

Lol do you guys realise, that in most european countries and Russia, we do Sauna naked? Even mixed? ... anyway, seriously creeped out today... or actually near to give someone a nice punch in the face. There is me, sweating my bum off on the bike after 50mins of cross trainer and this vloke climbs on the bik next to me...…

yeah yeah... old wifes tales ^^ reminds me of growing up *flashback* this is no winter... in russia we have winter... *couchspud rolling her eyes meanwhile freezing her bum off in -15 listening to the lovely stories....* Jeff - 6 ^^