blueandigo

Thank you all so much.

Wait, can you tell me this in guy talk. I don't understand all of this code talk.

Holy ****, really? Thanks.

I didn't even read this, but it sounds like you're not a man. You're a Woooooah-man.

Yeah if you eat 3200 calories of it everyday, but it is good in portions

My Rangers are going for that beard.

Now is that so? Well I am gonna start breaking all the chips up.

http://www.amazon.com/Home-Image-HI-3K801-Kitchen-Scale/dp/B004CLPXBO/ref=sr_1_66?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1337744983&sr=1-66 Found one even better for up to 13lbs.

Yeah it measures up to 1lb and all the reviews are great other than the people who hate having to calibrate it.

http://www.amazon.com/Weigh-MS-500-BLK-Digital-Pocket-Scale/dp/B000P1NYE8/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t Is that a good one?

Thanks guys lol. I just get really pissed off when things aren't going my way. Now I gotta find a fricking food scale.

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What in the ****? I don't understand this.

That's sexy. Good job.

I want to marry her so she can talk dirty to me all the time.

Fat people are always angry. :p

I'd ask him for his phone number.

Sure, why not? But I will warn you that I am humouros all the time and I say whatever is on my mind on my status thingy. Other than that I wouldn't even hurt a fly :)

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Want a cookie?

Because their terrible parents fatten them up because they think that **** is cute. It's aboot as cute as a naked old man.

Nope, I have the best smile ever. I hate smiling because it costs a lot to do it. 100 bucks per sec.

It means, I don't like anything that isn't aboot me. And I am grumpy.

Send me a private message.

I heard this story in church aboot 4 years ago and it has stayed embedded inside my head ever since. Especially when she left me.

He's such a *****. He saved us all from his horrible music.

Well if you saw how sexy I am, you'd understand. They want someone that has youth because when you're around youth you feel lively.

I have a cheat day every week, but sometimes I forget about to be honest. But the thing aboot my cheat days is that I exercise to much that when I do decide to eat that whole pizza it fits into my calories lol

You know her bus route, where she works, her pets, etc. Be able to describe the inside of her home, her room, her underclothing.. Wait, what the ****? You know that you can go to jail for that correct? But in all seriousness women aren't normal like they used to be. You have to take what you want, you have to be a tiger…

Gummie Bears Jelly Beans Pretty much anything sweet. lol